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| Topic: Hey Boy Whatcha Got There?(Yeah Little Johnny) | |
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An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees Little Johnny walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Johnny yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Little Johnny says "Gonna catch some chickens." The old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset Little Johnny comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees Little Johnny walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of duck tape." replies Little Johnny The old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Little Johnny just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees Little Johnny walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Little Johnny says, "It's a püssy willow." The old guy jumps up and says, "Hang on boy, I'm gonna go and fetch my hat!!!!"  
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