There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name
was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted
with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in
him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly
while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and
get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when
Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off
and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"

Thats actually quite disturbing.

But kinda funny

cute that is really cute.

a little screwed up there don't you think ice?

yeah but it was still cute.LOL

you have the mind of a guy.....sicko....LMAO

THE MIND OF A GUY??????? No baby I'm all female and I mean ALL.LMAO

stumped again..........damn..lol

all I have to say about this one, it is one h**l of a way to get rid of
the first girlfriend.

this is so screwed up that in a way it is a little sadistic. but good.

OMG I had to laugh at that one lol

gal you are a twisted soul...lmao

LOL i read it the first time and i was like YAHHHH ok..lol but i read it
to my Father *buckethand* and i couldn't freakin read it i was alughing
to hard..LMAO ... OMG..lmao

I didnt actually laugh but the insite was good.

hmmm...I guess we(ladies)should stay away from riveranks..lol!

Hummm actually I was thinking the reverse guys falling in lmao
hummmmmmmmmmmm who is twisted now lol