Smirnoff7605


Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Mon 03/02/15 04:28 PM Topic: How come??...
How come when your wife is pregnant all her friends rub her tummy and say "Congratulations!!" but no one rubs your balls and say "Good job!!"??

Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Sun 03/01/15 08:32 PM Topic: name a movie, but replace 1 word with bacon
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Bacon

Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Sun 03/01/15 06:07 PM Topic: name a movie, but replace 1 word with bacon
The Bourne Bacon

Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Thu 02/26/15 06:59 PM Topic: "Surprise me!"
The bartender asked me what I wanted, "Surprise me!" I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my husband.

Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Wed 02/25/15 12:09 PM Topic: how do u know if its over or not......
reality bites..so I guess it's really over when he is with someone new ouch!!

Smirnoff7605 Joined Fri 01/02/15 Posts: 67	Sun 02/22/15 05:27 PM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW # 2 - part 79
Thinking Out Loud- by Ed Sheraan