Glad no one ever told me that anology... It's just a joke....Life is for laughing, loving...Don't take it too seriously..No one makes it out alive anyway...

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman backin Minnesota.


'Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?
'The kid says '$101,237.65'
The boss says '$101,237..65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'


The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK???!!!'


The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.........'.

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, oneengaged to be married and a long-time wife, met for drinks afterwork.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to
spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday
at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That'spretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, hefound me waiting for him in a black mask,leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was
so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning.I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tightleather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inchstilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down andyelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

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