A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

Dear Marley,Whut duz it meen when a girl keeps talking 2 u and looking at u?

Nah. You have a great spirit but lack will power. You will be divorced seven or eight times and become incredibly wealthy in the process.

And the pictures too... I wonder what they look like nowadays...

I just dumped my girl friend, because i heard from a co-worker that she liked someone else. I found out that the douche was lying. I Totally regret it but now the chick hates me, and i cant grow the balls to talk to her. Do i talk to he and ask her side of the story, or forget about her and move on? If so, how do i get over her, weve been dating since october...

I get my fortunes from the cookies...thank you very much