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rules to boozing
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Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious
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What?
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I pooped today 
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rules to boozing
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and it's not a party until some lady is dancing on the pool table topless !  
as long as its not me....too embarrassing
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Dan99...
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this thread makes my head hurt. Too high brow for ya? ok this one made me spew my drink on the key board...
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rules to boozing
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Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot"
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rules to boozing
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My rules for drinking; Make sure your pants are completely fastened and no TP is attached to your person before leaving the restroom. Make sure a guy is not already with someone BEFORE you buy him a drink. Don't hand your purse to the alcoholic in the group. amen |
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read my mind by the killers
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rules to boozing
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For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
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rules to boozing
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If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English
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rules to boozing
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche. 
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rules to boozing
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If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass
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rules to boozing
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge
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i am new here
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rules to boozing
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i have the rule of never snort crown royal...but always try to get someone else to....
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Topic:
rules to boozing
Edited by
jedigirl
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Sat 05/02/09 07:55 PM
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Hmmm...
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i think that reading a book in a bar is like arm-wrestling on the Moon
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rules to boozing
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um... how about don't wet your pants. im thinking life rule... |
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rules to boozing
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Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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rules to boozing
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A freind of mine has recently informed me that there are rulez to boozing....anyone else ever heard of such a thing...
for example: Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks curious to know if anyone knows any others... |
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are just awsome because of the god like power bestowed upon you...the power for making others around you ill. ...hold hands whilst eating cheeseburgers, nuzzling in the ticket line, the oh-so-sneaky ass graze, these things make people throw up in their mouths a little bit ..now thats awsomeness....
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