On the positive side though.......I get to guilt trip her at Christmas
every year lol

Well it didn't really have any lasting effect on me..........as far as I
can tell...... lol
To this day she swears it was an accident too

My sis hit me in the head with a hammer

There is a new law going into effect here in GA which will take away an
exemption which provides in-state tuition rates to some illegals.

strip poker=ante up

football-game

Ben Colder=no colder here than anywhere else

one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater =Sheb Wooley

education=high school

oh well I was close lol

Agreed. She's a sweet person.

Everybody understands this except the politicians.

Joshy is fast becoming my hero

well I like to be prepared if I fall off the boat lol

Good Luck Joshy....behind every dark cloud is a silver lining....or
somethin like that

I'm an ol fart Joshy...but who knows...maybe something will happen with
the cashier. Maybe she's had her eye on you the whole time and seized
the opportunity.
Of course I'm practically senile.........so what do I know? lol

Actually Money For Nothing was Mark Knopfler with an assist from Sting.

Well from what I understand, the British have a Parlimentary system. You
wouldn't vote for Tony Blair or whoever. You would vote for his party's
candidate from your district. They may not call it district, but thats
the gist of it. The party who gets the most MP's elects the Prime
Minister. If one party doesn't get a majority then they can enter some
kind of power sharing deal to get their man or woman elected.
This is right to the best of my knowledge, I'm sure some of our British
friends can shed a lot more light on the subject than me.

Well I don't say "lead pencil" now....but when I was a kid everybody
did...lol

And I always say "ink pen" lmao