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Takes him to the beach of his choice for a week and leaves him there. My treat.
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very pretty lady you are.
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Topic:
Underwear Dust
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. ʼAmyʼ, he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!! |
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Out for dancing
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 good one..
But i don't like pants! Ask doc for help with viagra not working. Doc says there's no help with something so small.. |
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hehehe
Dancing always Closets, that is yet to be determined.
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 01:14 PM
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Is having a dinner party at her place.
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Ya may want some ear plugs for that..
To dinner at Montana's |
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hehehe the guys at the police station already loaned me some. lol.
locking you in the closet to get some quiet time. hahaha |
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 12:54 PM
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to the police station for stealing my viagra and selling it on street corners
 Don't blame me for stealing your viagra when you can't remember using it on all the ladies...
Enjoying the police station, borrowing there handcuffs. hehe Taking you behind the shed for spanking... Taking her for a week to Paris |
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To the doc's for more viagra. He's running low on his supply.
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Won't do me any good you know? I am too old and set in my ways
To my local Hooters so she can pick up a Job Application N ever to old in my books:
Like my job, no need for applications. I would take Tb to the joke shop to buy new toys for him to play with. |
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SensualSweet I love your humor.
Thanks for sharing with us. 
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 12:23 PM
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for a picture that doesn't cut her head off I like being headless,it leaves plenty for imagination.
Horse back riding in the woods |
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Take him to visit the monks in Bhutan for a week.
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to dance lessons. Dirty Dance Lessons that is
I already took those lessons. 
For a ride to the zoo so he can visit his relatives.
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then you can meet me to go dancing. That would be fun: I like dancing. Then to a Theater in Toronto to watch Dirty Dancing: |
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Take him to hooters...And leave him there....lol
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anything and everything
Hug and kiss on the cheek You ever dropped that kid ? |
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 11:21 AM
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Take those piercings out of his face for starters.
Take and get him some clothes. Then i would kiss him on the cheek and hug him. |
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