GOOD MORNING & HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL



THE COFFEE HOUSE IS NOW OPEN

GOOD MORNING MERLE


YOUR COFFEE IS READY

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at
a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots
the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in
hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly
toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of
effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips
the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "This
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

THANK YOU

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE


THE COFFEE HOUSE IS NOW OPEN

YOU CAN RATIONALIZE & JUSTIFY ANYTHING YOU WANT, HOWEVER, THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT. WORDS TO THE WISE, SHOULD BE ENOUGH.


SINGLE LADIES,...... IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND, ONE WORD OF ADVICE.........LEAVE THE HUSBANDS ALONE, AND GO AFTER THE SINGLE MEN,.....LESS PROBLEMS THAT WAY

THANK YOU VERY MUCH DAN, TEDDY,EILEENA,MARIE, & MIKEY

THANKS EVERYONE

YES WE ARE TOGETHER & LIVE TOGETHER

WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TWO YEARS NOW

YOU JUST GOT TO LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY

GOOD MORNING CHARLES, DON & CAROL



YOUR COFFEE IS READY, AND YES I REMOVED THE HAIRS

THANK YOU TRGIRL, SAGE, & RUTH

Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'


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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..'

WHAT???? NOBODY WANTS TIGER HAIRS IN THEIR COFFEE THIS MORNING?????

THANKS GRAMMY

AAAAWWWWW THANKS SWEETIE

PLEASE STOP BY THE COFFEE HOUSE TODAY, FOR TODAY'S SPECIAL BLEND

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!! & SMELL THE COFFEE

THANKS SWEETIE

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN

" HONEY, YUR MAW IS WAITIN ON US TO COME TO BED "