<<< world renowned for holding back hair during puking

Family Guy lol

allergic to puke - imagine that.

can't fix stupid

such a shame. I generally rub people the wrong way.

kidding. just trying to instill a little paranoia. all in good fun.

but you can't just go around posting insults like that! you're gonna hurt someone's feelings!

oh no no no - mine was innocent.

and now nawty too? you two are gonna get in trouble

Holy crap! I can not believe you posted that here!

DTA

You can't remember, I can't forget.

More often than not, the past should remain there.

The imminent start of an exciting new chapter.

Stop looking for it. Nobody ever finds something when they look for it. It's only when they stop looking that it comes along.

I'll tell you why straight from the horse's mouth. Make that multiple horse's mouths.

Female friends of mine have told me about several encounters they have had with men who posted old photos. When asked why they did it they all said the same thing: I know what I look like now. I'm old. I'm fat. Would anyone agree to meet me if I showed them what I look like now? At least this way I have a chance - if someone will forgive my initial deception perhaps they will grow to like my personality - to like me for the person I am.

I don't personally agree with nor endorse this tactic - I am merely sharing what I have been told many times.

Sign of the times.

Instant gratification. No patience.

Those who have been alone for a considerable time are probably wanting to get someone locked in for steady supply of sex. After that thrill wears off I doubt the relationship lasts much longer.

It's my opinion that there is the highest percentage of selfish, "out for themselves" types out there than ever before. The number of dating and hookup sites/apps leads people into feeling that there is an endless supply of potential out there which translates into each of us being that much more disposable.

Unless I'm just that good at covering my tracks.

and sometimes it's actually true.