welcome to Kevin. relax and have fun

betwixt and between the sheets

Awww, sorry for your bad damn day.

has a new cook book coming out, "How to spice up tamales 100 ways"

post its, perfectly placed

has a pet octopus

I can't wait for my damn replacement to get here so I can go home

bands octopi to track them from my place to hers

likes to proofread my dictionary so no one will challenge me...thanks Toot!

You're damn welcome! I know how you feel.

snuggling bts

Congrats dammit!

stands guard at Holly's window to make sure Metal's not smuggling tootsie pops to Holly

loves to confuse women

Subject: The Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's.
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her"
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line"

Damn, you mean I'm not the only one who works Sundays?

has perfected the silver paint to paint the tickets and make them like new after they've been scratched

watching soaps bts

buys lottery tickets and sells the scratched losing ones to Toot

something comfortable and see through