~~waves hi to sluggo's phone while herding her cats~~

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls
decided when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
her husband in bed with her lady boss. Gently, she closed the door and
crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")

11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an airplane crash.

13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your
fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other
go first.

20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee"
is.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all
in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are " fixin' " to send them to your
friends.

27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard or had this
conversation:

"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

Is calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
the same as calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

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