oooops! I meant to post this under Jokes....
Oh Well! I guess the joke is on
me.....LOL
but it's allllllll goooooood!!!

Can you please say Happy Birthday to my Daughter ZEMORA?

She is such a wonderful daughter to have and her 13th Birthday is coming
up on 6-17-2007. We have a lot of plans, however, I thought my JSH
Family would like to join in with our JOY.

I'll Start it off like this....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZEMORA.....


***H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y T O Y O U !!!!!*******




...............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and many more....

Check this out....

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfrie nd that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the gi rlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."

................. How about
this one????



Peek a BOO!!!!!! LMAO
get it? PEEK A BOO!!!!!!!!!
What can I say, I feel silly
tonight...... It's all
good.....

Starryeyeddolly,

I've already prayed that you get A JOB, if not the job at Target
somewhere else.... However, keep on looking, don't stop there,
never, ever put all of your eggs in one basket.
Most of all, if you really want that job then you need to "Claim it in
the name of JESUS CHRIST and you shall be blessed.
I can testify to that because when I brought my house and I
wanted it soooooooo bad, I claimed it in the name of JESUS and here I am
8 years later, still a homeowner.

Hello Joey ,

Welcome to JSH land.....with that said.......
Let's have some fun!

Boo u 2....

Green,

Thanks for starting this thread because I never knew about the filters
option. Thanks Mike for that update....perhaps
you should share that option with other JSH members...

However, I just changed my preferences to reflect the age range I am
interested in because I am tired of these babies trying to get with this
Queen. I want a man who is around my age and
compatible.....I don't have time to train no man....

.........(((Queen Bee walking
in on thread..........))))))....................
(((Queen Bee quietly sneaks out back door.......
Nooooooooo
comment )))

A blood clot

I'd say that is wrong to
mislead people on this or any other site about your lifestyle status.
Tell the truth and don't lie.....
When you lie, the "truth" always comes
out.....

ROTFLMAO!!!

Alexiateigra,

You have my deepest condolences and to say "be strong" during your time
of bereavement. GOD giveth and GOD take it away...
We are only vessels passing through this
life time.

Know that your grandpa has gone to a better place and be proud of him
for his time he was here with you.... KEEP YOUR
HEAD UP!!!

What the SNOG is going on here???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((Queen Bee quietly exits the SNOG
ROOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Smooches

I'd apologize, not say SORRY because I am not a SORRY person. However,
if I did something or said something that offended someone I would
definately tell them I APOLOGIZE and mean it.....