Once, late at night, I went to my boyfriend's house in a long black silk nightgown (praying I didn't get pulled over and would have to explain that one). He loved it, but I've been nervous about doing it for other men I've dated.

I could also teach you to drive a standard (stick shift), but I'm in Florida and you are in Texas.

I might possibly be able to talk you through it. Tough way to learn though... may tear up a tranny or two... or at least burn up a clutch.

Slippery little critters.

Maybe we could fax you some T.P.??

This early bird is still looking for that proverbial "worm".

Actually, focus on whatever positives you can glean from it. Look at it as an opportunity to start anew... a fresh slate.

It wasn't meant to be and you have cut your losses.

Move on and let go of the stone.

Try an oogliette

box of condoms, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers

My personality and sense of humor.
Also my eyes.

I suppose if a girl was to run reallllllllly fast, maybe it could be done.

Anyone know how to report a scammer from a dating site? Not from this site?

Does anyone know how to report someone to the FBI who has tried to scam them?

Rooster
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Rooster Overview
Get ready for an outstanding year. Aside from the Snake, the Rooster has the best prospects in the year of the Ox. This is the kind of year you have been waiting for, as everything seems to go your way. You have been diligently working towards some long term goals that finally come together this year. Your relations are felt at new levels, as you find a sense of satisfaction that you may not have experienced in a long time. Things you may have thought not possible will become a reality for you in this positive year.

Rooster Rating
72% (10 favorable and 2 neutral months)

Rooster Career
Determination and diligence are two key aspects that put the Rooster over the top this year. 2009 is a year that you should promote yourself: Your ideas and your talents will be highly regarded and you will be recognized for past and present efforts. Give it your best this year and seize any opportunity that presents itself. This year will certainly be a landmark for years to come, as you will remember it as one of your most productive times in your life.

Rooster Relationships
Domestic matters will fare well for the Rooster this year. You will find comfort in the support and encouragement of family members and friends alike. Seek advice from your seniors, as they may provide information that opens doors to areas that are not known. The social life for the Rooster is a busy schedule. You will enjoy the company of others in many social functions and parties. Romance is highly favorable for the unattached Rooster, so flaunt your feathers.

Rooster Health
Health issues are minor for the Rooster this year. Though exercise and diet are not an issue, you may have a problem maintaining the discipline of a steady routine. Take the time to get the exercise you need and everything should work out fine for you. Being somewhat of a risk taker, you may want to try something new that holds your interests. Consider surfing or parasailing to indulge your fancy.

Rooster Wealth
This a great year financially for the Rooster. If you have any available funds, you may want to reinvest it in your work. This could prove to be highly favorable and you will reap the benefits in your return. One key issue is your spending habits. Make sure you don't spend the money before it is in the bank or this could pose a problem with your budget. Receive professional advice for any large investments in areas that you are unfamiliar.

WTF? I wear silk nighties... Geesh, how old do you think I am??? And living in Florida, I would never wear flannels!!

That wasn't very nice.

Maybe he meant Curious George "Pattern" PJs???

Women's clothing, the more lace and frills, the better.

Night Vision Goggles

I'm confused? If they are mutual matches, that means that you said "yes" indicating that you were interested in them.

So, why are they now scary to you???

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G'Mornin

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