Okay, I am going to give you all a little bit of family folklore here.

My daughter made up a bunch of small containers of fruit salad to bring to work. Her oldest son's friend, Kirby, ate them during a video game session.

From that day onward, in my family, if someone eats your food you have been "Kirbied"

Metu, I am sorry someone "Kirbied" your icecream

Oh...the missing carton points to true deception and guilt!

Get out of that house!

You are living with evil...evil, I say.

What? Did they think you would forget you bought the icecream?

Any decent person would have employed the old "Is it okay if I eat some of this?" tactic

That way, they would have been forced to leave you at least half a carton.

I am actually getting the pop shivers

I am imagining some evil, bit flinging, SOB, holed up in their room, sitting on their bed, knees to chin, giggling while eating YOUR G*D D*MN ICECREAM!!!!

Whoever took my Italian submarine sandwich, you should have just fessed up and walked up the street to buy me another one, even though it wouldn't be the same, cuz everyone knows an Italian sub that has been in the fridge for a day tastes better than a fresh one!


B*stard!!!!

I know!

I am finding myself getting all indignant and angry for you!

I guess you didn't have a black Sharpie Marker to designate it as yours.

Of course, if an item is wrapped in wax paper, or deli paper, you can scratch a threat in it with a steak knife.

I always felt that if I had added "or else!!!" to my Italian sub note, it would have been there waiting for me.

A skull and cross bones may also have been effective.

Of course, I also neglected to use the "tape strategy".

You know what I mean? It's where you tape the food up in masking, electrical, or duct tape

Well, that describes the person who ate the food.

We need a word for that feeling...

I mean, is there anything that can make you angrier?

I remember one time, I had put half of an Italian sub in the fridge. Typical of a large family, I wrote "DO NOT EAT, GIOIA's" on the sub.

I thought about that damn submarine sandwich all day while I was at school, then work.

When I got home, it was gone!

I swear, if the culprit had fessed up, I would have brained him!!!

Well, you'll have to come visit me and try it

Awh, metu...that's the worst!

When you think you have something in the fridge/freezer, and you are looking forward to it, only to discover some bit flinging SOB ate it!

We need to invent a word for it

I don't know if they have them elsewhere in the country, but we have Brigham's Ice Cream here (not so many anymore)

They have a peppermint stick icecream that is divine!

Hmm...maybe you just need a shave?

See, this is where my epilepsy comes in handy...



(To anyone offended, I really have epilepsy, and I am allowed to laugh at it)

Good Evening...lol

Oooh..I loved Tales from the Darkside!

Of course, my very favorite was The Twilight Zone.

My Dad insisted that he met Rod Serling when he was serving in Korea. He said Korea was what gave Serling his intensity.

But, who knows?

Edited

I am trying to post a video from Youtube. Just can't seem to figure it out

Okay, how about just a link then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxA3atHD2QM

If I could post over there, I would give him a jazz funeral thread

What am I gonna do with this steak?

Go anyway. The fish won't care

Build retaining walls on cliffs?

Buy little teeny, tiny lemming parachutes?

Fund the "Don't Jump!" public service announcement campaign?

Pfft...why buy when you can lease?

Everyone knows a man's value deprecates as soon as you take him out of the Man Store parking lot!

There is one little lemming in there who doesn't want to jump

He is running along with the others, then suddenly, he stops and backs away from the edge

My wish is to have the sense that one little lemming has

Hmm...maybe a moped

Let me know if this works for you,OP.

I'll start a "Take Me to Bahamas" thread if it does