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Thu 01/21/16 12:23 PM
Feeling kind of lazy today. drinker

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Thu 01/21/16 12:20 PM
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Thu 01/21/16 12:18 PM
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Wife said "love that fairy!"

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Thu 01/21/16 12:12 PM
A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."


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Thu 01/21/16 12:08 PM

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Thu 01/21/16 12:06 PM

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Thu 01/21/16 12:04 PM

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Thu 01/21/16 12:02 PM

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Thu 01/21/16 11:58 AM
Tomato Red Pepper Soup, Grilled Cheese.

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Thu 01/21/16 06:45 AM
Cornbeef Hash and Poached Eggs. drinker

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Wed 01/20/16 04:56 PM


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hi tazzops waving
I'm glad I made you laugh, drink, and slap your head today. laugh
Thank you for the smiles.

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Wed 01/20/16 04:04 PM
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Wed 01/20/16 03:45 PM



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Flowers for me...... Thank you:smile: :smile: :wink: :wink:
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Wed 01/20/16 03:42 PM
Feeling Relaxed.

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Wed 01/20/16 03:40 PM

When did this become the weather thread? Yep, still winter in Seattle... gray and drizzly. It's AWESOME!!!!

This past Sunday I had a lovely walk in the rain to the local farmer's market. Then home to a fire and a pot of soup. Great day!


It turned this very morning.
Windy today. Chilling temps. :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 01/20/16 03:39 PM
Chicken and Dumplings.

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Wed 01/20/16 06:22 AM
Feeling very blessed.

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Wed 01/20/16 06:19 AM
Cold here in Colorado, wanting warm weather too. drinker

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Wed 01/20/16 06:18 AM
drinker drinker drinker biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Wed 01/20/16 06:17 AM
Bacon, Poached Eggs, Toast Blackberry Jam, Coffee.

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