YOU ASSUME BECAUSE SATAN APPEARED AS A 'SNAKE' THAT THIS WOULD THEN CONDEMN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM AS WELL AS US HUMANS... THAT'S NOT VERY FAIR. WHY SHOULD ANIMALS BE CONDEMNED? THIS SPIRITUAL BEING, SATAN, ONLY USED A... 'QUOTE' SNAKE - TO DECEIVE ADAM'S WIFE. IT WAS THEN DECRIED THAT THIS 'SNAKE' WOULD THEN SLITHER ON IT'S BELLY FROM THEN ON... WHICH TELLS US THAT IT DIDN'T THEN??? STRANGE.... DID IT HAVE A PARACHUTE??? :)

WHEN YOU GENUINELY LOVE SOMEONE, ISN'T IT ONLY NATURAL TO WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH THAT PERSON? BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM!? YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY SMILE, THE WAY THEY MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHTER? AND HOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND - THEY FEEL LOST AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES? INDEPENDENCE CAN BE TAKEN FOR SELFISHNESS.... UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A HIGH FLYING BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OFF AND IF NOT, IT'S JUST MAKING EXCUSES.

IS SHE A LESBIAN...!? :) I LOVE THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS - EVEN WHEN THEY'RE LIVING IN THE SAME TOWN!!! 'I ONLY SEE MY BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ONCE A YEAR...' TYPE RELATIONSHIPS. IT ONLY TAKES ONE PERSON IN ANY RELATIONSHIP TO THINK LIKE THIS TO PUT AN IMMEDIATE STRAIN ON THEIR PARTNERS LIFE. HE OR SHE WILL JUST GET BORED PRETTY QUICKLY AND MOVE ONTO SOMEBODY MORE ACCOMODATING!

YES, I THINK SHE'S BEING UNREASONABLE FROM THE FACT THAT HE MAY NOT WANT ALL THIS SPACE BETWEEN THEM, AFTERALL SHE IS HIS GIRLFRIEND!? WHAT'S A MARRIAGE EVER GOING TO BE LIKE? DAYS SPENT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER? IF SHE WANTS TO BE INDEPENDENT OF ANY AND ALL GUYS THEN WHY EVEN BOTHER HAVING A RELATIONSHIP? SHE PHONED HIM TO COMPROMISE? THAT'S VERY DECENT OF HER TO TAKE TIME OUT OF HER BUSY SCHEDULE.... NOT!

AHHH... THE OLD JOKES MAKING THE ROUNDS.... AGAIN!? :) IT'S A BIT LIKE THE ROBOT IN THE FILM 'LOST IN SPACE' ASKING... 'WHY DID THE ROBOT CROSS THE ROAD, WILL ROBINSON?'..... 'BECAUSE IT WAS CARBON-WELDED TO THE CHICKEN...!!!' :) OR MAYBE IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND? I HONESTLY CAN'T REMEMBER.... BUT IT STILL WORKS OK AS A JOKE, PROVIDED YOU KNOW THE FILM... LOST IN SPACE!? ;)

God is not a man or woman. he has no genitals to reproduce so therefore that means he's neither man nor woman! god is bigger than the whole universe, he... i use that term loosely - doesn't sport a white beard and live in some great big heavenly crib. we only see things on a human level. this is extra-dimentional and impossible to imagine. is god the most massive alien out there? possibly... but it doesn't put food on my table or money in my pocket to worry that much what god truly is.... maybe a slum landlord??? :)

The human race is on the verge of self-destruction! it's simply a matter of when and who pushes the button in some religious martyredom type thinking!? doe's a god exist? i hope so or else we're seriously fcuked, because certain human's just have to ruin it for everyone else! human arrogance and a propensity for making huge mistakes - but at everyone else's cost...! humans cannot govern themselves... it's a mistake to think they ever could.

We probably are just human battery's in some alien matrix.... living our lives in some battered world where machine's have taken over!? i'm just waiting for keanu reeves to turn up and unplug us all....! but then, look at the world he ended up with? pretty awful.... not even able to get a decent cafe latte... when he needed it after a hard day pulling people out of the loop! hurry up will yer, keanu.... i'm starving!!! :(

We seem to be evolving backwards...! :) we're certainly not as healthy as our ancesters were - those atkins eating cave men, who were definitely physically stronger than we've 'evolved' into... Religion has almost tore each country apart! it's inflicted into everyone's politics. certain members of society think they have a moral duty to blow themselves to kingdom come!? our little planet is just fine.... just get rid of the humans! bring back the aliens.... ;)

WHY DO YOU FIND THIS LESS THAN DESIGNER LOOK SO HOT??? DO YOU ALWAYS GO FOR BALD BLOKES? COMB OVERS USED TO BE FASHIONABLE YEARS AGO, BUT PEOPLE - SPECIALLY THOSE ONE'S DOING THE COMB OVERS - GOT TO REALISE IT WAS A BATTLE THEY JUST COULDN'T WIN...! IT'S BETTER TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE LOSING THEIR HAIR. BLAME IT ON GENETICS.... SOMEONE IN THEIR GENEPOOL WAS A SLAPHEAD...! :( EVEN WOMEN GO BALD - I MEAN'T ABOVE THE WAIST!!! :) ARE YOU LOOKING A FATHER FIGURE? SEEMS LIKE IT. WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER SPORTING A COMBOVER AND BAD SUIT?! ;)

YOU FIND BALDING MEN WITH THEIR REDICULOUS COMB OVERS, TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE INDEED QUITE OBVIOUSLY LOSING THEIR HAIR... AND THIS BAD, PATHETIC LOOKING ATTEMPT AT HIDING IT, TO SOMEHOW KEEP SHOWING THE WORLD HOW VIRILE THE STILL ARE...? A TINY BIT SAD! :) JUST GO BALD GRACEFULLY. OR WEAR A WIG! AS FOR THE SUITS...? :( THE CUT, STYLE AND THE SHOES THAT GO WITH IT, SAYS A GREAT DEAL ABOUT A MAN. IS IT BESPOKE TAILORING OR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A TRASHCAN...!?

Perhaps not! But what he will be doing is making fists full of money on the political circuit, speaking at rally's and acting as some companies hired consultant... Where he'll make even more!!!

Some people do go out of their way to foil any possible relationship and put a spanner in the works, spreading malicious gossip, dirt and claiming you had a cocktail sausage and not a salami down your pants! Women love to put that one around... It's human nature to not want them being as happy as you claim to be or seem to?

It depends on which end of the x's spectrum you're on! The dumped or the dumpee!? If you have the misfortune to be the dumped x i'm sure your x partner won't even be passing you a single thought. They're too busy enjoying their own lives to notice you, their whimpering x! They have this aura of superiority about themselves!

Women do it all the time and nobody says a word, yet a guy doe's it, the whole world falls apart? Why is that!? Because we expect men to be less two-faced than women??? Talk about one for rule for them and another for us! Listen, it's not like he's jail bait claiming he's 2o and trying to get into your knickers! :p

He's 5o??? Well, you certainly like mature guys! Ok, i can understand why he told you a little white lie. So he's a little bit nearer his pension, but then you didn't exactly go out with him because you liked his school uniform, did you? Are you scared that he's older? Why? Doe's it make you feel less immortal???

SO, HE'S FIVE YEARS OLDER OR FIVE YEARS YOUNGER - WHICHEVER!? HE'S STILL THE SAME GUY YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH. JUST APPRECIATE HIM AS HE IS! MAYBE IT WAS A CLERICAL MIX-UP OR JUST A GENUINE MISTAKE. DO YOU LOVE HIM ANY LESS? OR ARE YOU INCREDIBLY PICKY??? IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S PETER STRINGFELLOW AND HIS BIKINI PANTS!!! A 63YR OLD..

You have the choice to be one or the other, or both at the same time! Are you physically attracted to both sexes? I know that people here are suggesting you try being gay, but are you worried you wouldn't be accepted and embarrassed for all your family, friends and neighbours to finally find out? Would you find that too much?

Short and sweet answer is simply that you don't know if they are or will remain true!unless of course, you've got a chrystal ball handy or a sage able to look into the misty future! You simply give them a degree of trust, not total blind trust because that would be silly, just enough.

You have to realise that in every relationship you're still at that vulnerable stage, not quite knowing what to believe or disbelieve. Only time can fill in the holes... Forgive the way that sounds!!! :p it would be naive to throw yourself open to fate, because fate has a nasty habit of biting you in the ass!