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Wed 12/24/08 06:47 PM
I used to be a dancer... I've never had a single complaint pitchfork

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Wed 12/24/08 06:46 PM
Ummmmmm, I'll get back to you on that smitten

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Wed 12/24/08 06:45 PM
To me, it's not what the outside of the package looks like... it's the heart and mind that counts. Big or small, curvy or skinny, it all depends on what's in her heart. There can be alot more beauty on the inside than the outside. smitten

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Wed 12/24/08 12:50 AM

noway there is no love in this thread.......only lustful chocolatey things and now a christmas poo!!!noway laugh laugh



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Wed 12/24/08 12:41 AM


Did you know that chocolate stimulates the same part of the brain that sex does? pitchfork
Si!!!!!bigsmile I have a very large chocolate drive!!!devil


I guess that makes me a chocosexoholic smokin

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Wed 12/24/08 12:37 AM
Did you know that chocolate stimulates the same part of the brain that sex does? pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 09:57 PM
It's called "common friggin courtesy", and too few people have it. I ruffled enough feathers in another thread the other day. It's just a fact of life. Some people are just plain rude. Don't give up. I didn't :wink:

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Tue 12/23/08 09:09 PM


What are you bozo's up to...


flirting with anyone with a male part ... ah, i feel so alive. devil


You? Not YOU!!! pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 08:39 PM









ORGY! bigsmile :banana: laugh devil


Now THAT'S a party!!! pitchfork

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Let's not forget playing naked Twister devil


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I can't figure out how to play normal twister .. how am I going to get it naked?! noway laugh


You just put the Twister mat on the bed. It also keeps the sheets dry and nobody has to sleep in a wet spot. pitchfork


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I was a Boy Scout... "always prepared" laugh


Oh geezus. slaphead


I got kicked out for eating a Brownie pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 08:28 PM



Apply within?


:tongue:
Wouldn't you like to know?


I just thought it sounded like a good dental plan...


A good dental plan is so hard to find nowadays. It really bites to have to take a job with no dental plan. bigsmile

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Tue 12/23/08 08:27 PM








Hourly or Salary?


Hourly .. so you better be up for the job.


LOL

Are the benefits good?


The dental is excellent.


Sounds like an oral contract. laugh


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You're getting to know me pretty well. :wink:


That's why I didn't say "verbal agreement" pitchfork


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Man I think I think I just need to get laid. laugh


I'd offer to help with that predicament, but I gots my eye on a certain Mingler and I ain't about to mess that up :wink:

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Tue 12/23/08 08:24 PM
Edited by RacerMatt on Tue 12/23/08 08:24 PM
The more fabulous the sex, the longer the relationship would be. If it's that fabulous, why go look elsewhere? But that's just me.

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Tue 12/23/08 08:19 PM






Hourly or Salary?


Hourly .. so you better be up for the job.


LOL

Are the benefits good?


The dental is excellent.


Sounds like an oral contract. laugh


laugh laugh
You're getting to know me pretty well. :wink:


That's why I didn't say "verbal agreement" pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 08:18 PM







ORGY! bigsmile :banana: laugh devil


Now THAT'S a party!!! pitchfork

laugh laugh laugh


Let's not forget playing naked Twister devil


laugh
I can't figure out how to play normal twister .. how am I going to get it naked?! noway laugh


You just put the Twister mat on the bed. It also keeps the sheets dry and nobody has to sleep in a wet spot. pitchfork


laugh laugh laugh


I was a Boy Scout... "always prepared" laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 08:15 PM




Hourly or Salary?


Hourly .. so you better be up for the job.


LOL

Are the benefits good?


The dental is excellent.


Sounds like an oral contract. laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 08:14 PM





ORGY! bigsmile :banana: laugh devil


Now THAT'S a party!!! pitchfork

laugh laugh laugh


Let's not forget playing naked Twister devil


laugh
I can't figure out how to play normal twister .. how am I going to get it naked?! noway laugh


You just put the Twister mat on the bed. It also keeps the sheets dry and nobody has to sleep in a wet spot. pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 08:09 PM



ORGY! bigsmile :banana: laugh devil


Now THAT'S a party!!! pitchfork

laugh laugh laugh


Let's not forget playing naked Twister devil

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Tue 12/23/08 08:04 PM






LOL! I was makin somethin to eat N just seen what ya'll was sayin....ur crazy! lol. Fun ass people tho. See, I actually enjoy this....the chatting N such. Racer Matt....we'll be over!


*High Five*

You got fans, dude! LMAO laugh


So do YOU Racer! Now both of yall high five yer way over to my place!!! pitchfork

Ashley I won't be greedy!! tongue2




So does that mean I get some? bigsmile laugh


Oh hell yea lets make it a big party!!!! drinker devil


ORGY! bigsmile :banana: laugh devil


Now THAT'S a party!!! pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 08:00 PM



LOL! I was makin somethin to eat N just seen what ya'll was sayin....ur crazy! lol. Fun ass people tho. See, I actually enjoy this....the chatting N such. Racer Matt....we'll be over!


*High Five*

You got fans, dude! LMAO laugh


So do YOU Racer! Now both of yall high five yer way over to my place!!! pitchfork

Ashley I won't be greedy!! tongue2




That would be greedy of you unless Ashley came along (no pun intended) pitchfork

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Tue 12/23/08 07:58 PM








LMAO you girls are a trip... rofl


im glad somebody thinks so. :wink: laugh


Well I've been sitting here LMFAO... this poor guy is probably wondering "what the hell have I gotten myself into"

I tried to help the brother out with my earlier post LOL rofl


Maybe that's my problem .. I'm just trying to help him into my bed.

And shower.

And backseat.

And couch.

And kitchen counter.

And anywhere else we can find. devil


You forgot the top of the washing machine, while it's on spin cycle pitchfork


devil devil devil


And we most certainly can't forget the kitchen table. pitchfork


Wouldn't think of it. laugh


It's the best place for eating pitchfork