Topic:
But, but, but...
Edited by
jaxx15
on
Tue 06/30/09 09:43 AM
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You could walk in with a rented lesbian lover for the day. Introduce it that way.
I do like phuque's idea though. |
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Topic:
But, but, but...
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I usually don't even show up.....If you do that she might get the hint to stop. Mine did.
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Topic:
But, but, but...
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What do you do when family members try to set you up? Here goes... I'm going to my Mom's for the holiday weekend. My step father called to inform me that he found out that my Mom has invited a "friend from church" to come over to spend the 4th with us because he doesn't have any family in the area. Knowing my Mom, he's near my age, single and Catholic and she brow beat him into coming over... it's just her style! I talked to my Mom last night and she said that she was "just trying to help". She wants me to make sure I bring a couple of nice outfits to make sure I look "presentable". Oh, please! Shoot me now! She also mentioned that she found a nice Catholic dating site. Then later in the conversation asked if I had any "nice" pictures scanned and would I send them to her. If not, she was sure we'd be taking some "family pictures" this weekend. My main problem is that my Mom is trying to fix me up. Secondly, I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore and haven't been in over a decade, nor am I interested in going back to Catholicism. Third, she never bothered to ask if I might be seeing someone. I love my Mom, but this is the one place in my life I don't want her help or assistance in. Not to mention that I am enjoying being single! Has anyone else had this happen? What did you do? How did you handle it? Do I jsut grin and bear it? So should i call your mom and tell i can't make it? |
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Topic:
Barking Madness!!!
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I usually wait till the neighbors dog is quiet and the whole neighborhood is quiet. Then i get out there and get my 2 pits all riled up and barking....usually pretty late at night. I do the same thing, but with a half-dozen high-decibel air-horns instead. They've been known to kill chipmunks and squirrels at fifty feet! OOOOOO I need to invest in some air horns..... |
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Topic:
Barking Madness!!!
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I usually wait till the neighbors dog is quiet and the whole neighborhood is quiet. Then i get out there and get my 2 pits all riled up and barking....usually pretty late at night.
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Why do they lie about where they been... Assuming that they refers to men.....It's usually because they are trying to avoid any confrontation and a good possibility theyaren't very proud of what they have done. |
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If you had to choose
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I'm still trying to find the happy medium. I know, I can't find that either. I want a man who only needs me 1 day a week and we go out and have a blast. That;'s it, the rest of the time I don't need him around. Where you been all my life? How far away are you? I got family up your way in bradford county. I'm a good 12 hours away.Florida |
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If you had to choose
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I'm still trying to find the happy medium. I know, I can't find that either. I want a man who only needs me 1 day a week and we go out and have a blast. That;'s it, the rest of the time I don't need him around. Where you been all my life? |
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If you had to choose
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I'm still trying to find the happy medium.
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Topic:
When do you feel the best?
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What emotion is the best for you? What I mean is, what is it in life that gives you the most satisfaction? Just that feeling of accomplishment!! |
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feel the love
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I am a very attractive woman I don't understand what my problem is with finding a deacent guy You are a very attractive woman and more than likely there is a decent guy that maybe you haven't noticed. It happens quite often. |
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feel the love
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I did punch him I punched him so hard I dislocated his shoulder That's my kind of girl there. No need to take $h!t from anyone. |
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Topic:
Change One Word
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Clog in toilet in the bar.
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Topic:
what song discribes your...
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I won a karaoke contest singing that song. |
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what song discribes your...
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I won a karaoke contest singing that song.
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what song discribes your...
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Brown Eyed Girl.....Van Morrison
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Topic:
People Who Live Alone
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You gotta turn the shower on as hot as it gets and close the door while using the bathroom. Then when finished you walk out and leave the door open and go outside and watch everyones face through the window as the smell leaks through the house.....
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I like the version where Hank Williams Jr. sings with them
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Topic:
Who Has a Weird Food Combo?
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Deep fried pickles......so yummy
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Who Has a Weird Food Combo?
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Cream or milk in cream soda MMMM that sounds good It IS. But you have to get the ratios just right so the milk doesn't look curdled! Looks don't matter. Just the taste. |
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