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If you could do 1 thing
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If you could do 1 thing right now... No strings attached no regrets...
What would it be and why |
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1 - 2 - 3.... 4 play
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I like how it's a lady letting me put my hand up her jumper and not screaming and calling the cops. Bahahahaha |
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1 - 2 - 3.... 4 play
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I'm a huge fan of foreplay
What are some of your likes/dislikes when it comes to foreplay |
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first thing get rid of everything that reminds you of him..ok . secondly phone up a girlfriend .. third thing.. go get your hair done fourth thing.. pick yourself up something really sexy. to wear. fifth thing.. go out for dinner with one of your girlfriends.. sixth.thing.. get really tipsy on some wine.. . seventh thing.. when I walk up to you. and invite you to come back to my place.. for some champagne. . and a nice relaxing soak in my hot tub.... except. . eighth.thing. when you wake up in the morning. to find me making us breakfast.. just enjoy it.. don't offer to help.. just lay back in bed.. and let me cater to you...mmm. . 9th thing... enjoy being single. ... take time to rediscover yourself. .. what makes you happy..      
So when are you buying my plane ticket lol... Thank you for the nice thoughts though xxxx |
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Well folks it's been a couple weeks ((happy weeks) now but it's official I'm actually single...The problem is it's been so long since I've been single I have no idea what to do with myself....So any ideas stay away from guys who have delusions of grandeur.... 
Good advice :) xx |
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Well folks it's been a couple weeks ((happy weeks) now but it's official I'm actually single... The problem is it's been so long since I've been single I have no idea what to do with myself.... So any ideas Well once you have received 700 emails from guys saying, "Yo baby...wats up? Wanna chat? Wanna see my dong?"......I am sure you will go into hiding. Lol its a lot harder to get rid of me than that xxx |
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Write a hit pop song about your ex boyfriend like Taylor Swift and make millions! Lol I'd have to learn how to sing first |
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face to face
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It's a good all rounder this site
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Gorgeous
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Well folks it's been a couple weeks ((happy weeks) now but it's official I'm actually single...
The problem is it's been so long since I've been single I have no idea what to do with myself.... So any ideas |
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Missing the mark
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I have seen a few profile pics where I've had to pause and... Well... Have a good ol perve
But still Can't judge a book by it's cover... Or a steak or a hamburger for that matter |
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Cheeky
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Wow all this woman on woman action
The guys would be loving it lol |
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Dress to impress
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I need to start working out at the gym again.. I'm getting slow..lol Lol xxx Hi you :) |
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Dress to impress
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What would you like to see the person above you wear on a date
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THINK QUICK!!
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Euphoric
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Green tea
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Bacon and eggs
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They're
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Pet names and body parts
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Do you have a favourite name for any part of your body/partners body
Depends on the context of the situation. I mean I wouldn't say "Is that a suppurating wart on your magic thunder cave?" I would probably say "Is that a suppurating wart on your vagina?" I wouldn't say "I'm going to pound your hoo haw with my twinky tackle baby until your waa waa weeps tears of joy," if I was feeling amorous. I am not sure I can type what I would say in these forums. I might say "Pardon me hun, but I'll watch our daughter here if you wouldn't mind washing out your hoo haw because she keeps telling me she doesn't want tuna for lunch and I realize from across the room why." I wouldn't say "Let me tap that bum bum bumbly boo!" I might say "I'm going to tap that ***!" I might say "Oh my god, what the hell just escaped from your prisoner of asskaban, harry potters nemesis professor bum bum bumbly boo? Jesus Christ, light a candle or something!" Lol... Classic you win the most creative and original post :) |
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