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Thu 03/12/09 10:45 PM



Now be honest what are you thinking about?????



Body Stats:

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach..

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing
still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.












If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still
staring at their thumbs.



I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. :smile:


AHHH...sweet talker...we really know what you were thinking aboutlaugh


That's a close second. devil devil

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Thu 03/12/09 10:43 PM






At least I make you laugh!!!laugh laugh laugh


Thanks...I needed it! I was surprised to find anyone else up this late on this thread...what's keeping you two up?


Only 10:30 here. Just got back from Thursday night poker. The cards were kind to me, had a good night. :banana: :banana:


12:30 here.
Congrates...how much ya win? My one son loves poker.


It's not high stakes, but I won about 25 dollars. I make a more on the golf course. :banana: :banana: The guys out here bet on everything. laugh laugh


Poker is more fun when it's not so serious.


One of the traits I got from my mother is my competitiveness. I hate to lose at anything and so does my mother. Mom and I played Scrabble when I was growing up, Dad wouldn't even come in the room. laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 10:40 PM

Now be honest what are you thinking about?????



Body Stats:

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach..

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing
still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.












If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still
staring at their thumbs.



I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. :smile:

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Thu 03/12/09 10:34 PM




At least I make you laugh!!!laugh laugh laugh


Thanks...I needed it! I was surprised to find anyone else up this late on this thread...what's keeping you two up?


Only 10:30 here. Just got back from Thursday night poker. The cards were kind to me, had a good night. :banana: :banana:


12:30 here.
Congrates...how much ya win? My one son loves poker.


It's not high stakes, but I won about 25 dollars. I make a more on the golf course. :banana: :banana: The guys out here bet on everything. laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 10:32 PM

Think we will dream about big thumbs tonight? LOLlaugh


Enjoy laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 10:30 PM


At least I make you laugh!!!laugh laugh laugh


Thanks...I needed it! I was surprised to find anyone else up this late on this thread...what's keeping you two up?


Only 10:30 here. Just got back from Thursday night poker. The cards were kind to me, had a good night. :banana: :banana:

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Thu 03/12/09 10:29 PM

At least I made you laugh!!!laugh laugh laugh


We are all just glad that you are well enough to joke again. We missed you a lot. flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Thu 03/12/09 10:28 PM

Having trouble sleeping again...you know, the old mind thinking and thinking.... also the empty nest being so new...first time in my life that I have been alone.


You will get used to it. After all 4 girls moved out and then my wife went back home, it didn't take me long to get to enjoy the quiet. Plus I can crank up my Led Zeppelin albums way up and nobody will complain. laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 10:23 PM
What are you doing up so late? yawn

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Thu 03/12/09 10:15 PM
This explains why I can't get gloves long enough to go over my thumbs. laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 06:38 AM

Good morning Carol and OG!flowerforyou

Yeah, I Kinda played last night with the webcam last night after
my shower. So that is me with no make just sitting at the kitchen table. Came out pretty good for a webcam picture.

I sure have missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Glad the horses made it through this all ok too. Must have had them wondering what was going on.


I have retired my camera after that unfortunate apron incident. laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 06:26 AM
Good morning all. drinker drinker drinker

Glad you are better HG, love the new pic. drool drool

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Wed 03/11/09 07:55 PM

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime"


You got the quote wrong, It's "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all afternoon."

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Wed 03/11/09 06:18 PM





sad sad sad Somebody is getting a complex here sad sad

laugh you know we lov ya Betty

yeah I can tell you're all fighting NOT to have melaugh laugh laugh

what oops :angel: Is that what were doing?bigsmile

Yes but thats ok...carol wants me !!


She said you could visit, but she's coming down here, so you'll be alone there too. laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/11/09 06:09 PM

sad sad sad Somebody is getting a complex here sad sad



It must be pick on Betty night.

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Wed 03/11/09 06:03 PM




OK where ya all go?

I,m packing.Going to be moving in with you soon!!laugh


Boy do I feel better. :banana: :banana: :banana:
I want to move in with that cute dog


You can come on down, Carol, but you have to be in charge of keeping Betty under control. laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/11/09 05:58 PM


OK where ya all go?

I,m packing.Going to be moving in with you soon!!laugh


Boy do I feel better. :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 03/11/09 05:39 PM




Thats a good idea Tim.I will do that too.
Everything here is sky high.
Just to buy the ingrediants for your enchiladas is was 30.00 Unreal!!
NO WAY noway noway noway noway that meal cost about 16-17 here

I am not kidding you! Thats it people I am moving to Arizona and I will live with Bill'
Or Iowa with Tim
Or Rick and Latte
r carold or Carol
Who wants me I am up for grabs?
Love to have you visit Betty. Think we could stay out of trouble??


She said LIVE, not VISIT, be careful what you wish for. laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/11/09 05:37 PM
Edited by TheOnceGreat on Wed 03/11/09 05:37 PM



Thats a good idea Tim.I will do that too.
Everything here is sky high.
Just to buy the ingrediants for your enchiladas is was 30.00 Unreal!!
NO WAY noway noway noway noway that meal cost about 16-17 here

I am not kidding you! Thats it people I am moving to Arizona and I will live with Bill'
Or Iowa with Tim
Or Rick and Latte
r carold or Carol
Who wants me I am up for grabs?


GAWD, noway I can see it now, I'd have to wear that apron all the time.grumble grumble grumble

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Wed 03/11/09 05:32 PM



Most of the trollops here are pollortslaugh laugh laugh
So watch your back!


A pollort with half off? Sign me up. :banana: :banana: :banana:
am i the only one that don't know what a pollort is


A pollort is a trollop with dyslexia. laugh laugh laugh

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