Community > Posts By > Mississippigal2003
Topic:
Another Shafted by a Clinton
Edited by
Mississippigal2003
on
Wed 04/09/14 07:58 PM
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Alright now. Don't talk about the Clinton's. I'd do Hilary to get to bill and vise versa. I love the Clinton's. Except Chelsea. She's scary looking.
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Topic:
Seeking true love
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Daddy I'll keep u stocked up on anything u want.
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Topic:
Showing a little Mercy
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Lmao
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It sounds delightful. I'll bring my famous cold pink lemonade pie. Maybe that'll cut the heat some honey. U reckon?
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Topic:
Seeking true love
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Lmao yes moe. I need a man that will be the Guinea pig to taste my moonshine batches before they get delivered to my loyal customers.
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Topic:
are you a jealous person?
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Hell yeah I'm jealous. I'll cut a biotch. I worked hard for what I got and I'm not sharing my damn cotton candy. Hell to tha naw.
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All I wanna know is where can I sign up to belong to this delicious political/religious group? It sounds fantastic. I'm guessing the sign up sheet is in hell. Hope they serve lemonade at the meetings :)
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Topic:
Seeking true love
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I'm seeking true love. I need a real man that can bail me out of jail after I've been arrested for possession or public intoxication. I need a real man that'll love me even after my meth lab explodes in my face (who knew I wasn't a real chemist and that things would explode when u mix random chemicals together?). A man that's gonna father all 12 of my kids and still want more. Where is my Romeo? Where is my knight?
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For masturbating in front yard
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Energetic
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Topic:
Showing a little Mercy
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That's the thing. Maybe she feels obligated if ur riding in same car and u just paid for everything. U should drop her off at her house but before shd gets out kiss her and ask if she wants to follow u to ur house or something. Make it casual. That way she doesn't feel pressure
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Topic:
Showing a little Mercy
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I've done that and regretted it afterwards. Don't do that to a girl. Don't be that douchebag that expects it or even insinuates u might want it at the end of a date. She will let u know if she wants u.
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ask mississippi, if my front porch at high noon can be her next place... |
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STD clinic. Nah, I just made that one up. She wasn't my partner. |
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Hug
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Topic:
You can't be my friend
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Lololol cute
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For telling that joke
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Red see through bra and matching panties
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Adopt a bunch of dogs and raise them as our kids lolol
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Pull her hair and act like it never happened when she wakes up
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