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Wed 04/09/14 07:57 PM
Edited by Mississippigal2003 on Wed 04/09/14 07:58 PM
Alright now. Don't talk about the Clinton's. I'd do Hilary to get to bill and vise versa. I love the Clinton's. Except Chelsea. She's scary looking.

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Wed 04/09/14 07:56 PM
Daddy I'll keep u stocked up on anything u want.

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Wed 04/09/14 07:55 PM
Lmao

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Wed 04/09/14 07:54 PM
It sounds delightful. I'll bring my famous cold pink lemonade pie. Maybe that'll cut the heat some honey. U reckon?

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Wed 04/09/14 07:50 PM
Lmao yes moe. I need a man that will be the Guinea pig to taste my moonshine batches before they get delivered to my loyal customers.

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Wed 04/09/14 07:48 PM
Hell yeah I'm jealous. I'll cut a biotch. I worked hard for what I got and I'm not sharing my damn cotton candy. Hell to tha naw.

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Wed 04/09/14 07:45 PM
All I wanna know is where can I sign up to belong to this delicious political/religious group? It sounds fantastic. I'm guessing the sign up sheet is in hell. Hope they serve lemonade at the meetings :)

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Wed 04/09/14 07:31 PM
I'm seeking true love. I need a real man that can bail me out of jail after I've been arrested for possession or public intoxication. I need a real man that'll love me even after my meth lab explodes in my face (who knew I wasn't a real chemist and that things would explode when u mix random chemicals together?). A man that's gonna father all 12 of my kids and still want more. Where is my Romeo? Where is my knight?

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Wed 04/09/14 07:26 PM
For masturbating in front yard

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Wed 04/09/14 07:23 PM
Energetic

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Wed 04/09/14 07:19 PM
That's the thing. Maybe she feels obligated if ur riding in same car and u just paid for everything. U should drop her off at her house but before shd gets out kiss her and ask if she wants to follow u to ur house or something. Make it casual. That way she doesn't feel pressure

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Wed 04/09/14 06:48 PM
I've done that and regretted it afterwards. Don't do that to a girl. Don't be that douchebag that expects it or even insinuates u might want it at the end of a date. She will let u know if she wants u.

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Wed 04/09/14 06:42 PM

ask mississippi, if my front porch at high noon can be her next place...pitchfork



itll be where u want it to be

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Wed 04/09/14 06:40 PM

STD clinic.

Nah, I just made that one up. She wasn't my partner.


hilarious. Love it!!!

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Wed 04/09/14 06:28 PM
Hug

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Wed 04/09/14 06:24 PM
Lololol cute

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Wed 04/09/14 06:18 PM
For telling that joke

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Wed 04/09/14 06:15 PM
Red see through bra and matching panties

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Wed 04/09/14 06:13 PM
Adopt a bunch of dogs and raise them as our kids lolol

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Wed 04/09/14 06:10 PM
Pull her hair and act like it never happened when she wakes up