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Mon 05/04/26 11:15 AM
Sometimes it's a good thing to have a friend who owns a chain saw.

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Mon 05/04/26 11:11 AM
Edited by motowndowntown on Mon 05/04/26 11:12 AM
Thanks Z.

Or I could just do my laundry I suppose.

Looking for cheap laundry detergent.

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Mon 05/04/26 08:23 AM
It's a new month. Looking for a clean pair of jamies.

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Sun 05/03/26 08:57 PM
As Alice said, "it just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser."

Anyway, good to see ya found a work around.

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Sun 05/03/26 04:12 PM
Oh man! is Z off to the pokey again???

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Sat 05/02/26 06:37 PM
laugh

I didn't notice that when I copied it.
But they're porn sites so.......

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Sat 05/02/26 04:56 PM


Now if my mower that seems to have a mind of it's own starts this morning I plan on mowing.. Guess we will see...


Try putting in a new spark plug and air filter.
And get a can of starting fluid and spray a bit in the carb when ya go to start it.

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Sat 05/02/26 04:49 PM
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Fri 05/01/26 05:18 PM
I think you need to study up on the subject before ya get a kick in the nuggets.

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Thu 04/30/26 05:10 PM






by the way, what's the question to number three??? :


The question to number three can be found in the answer to number twelve.


rofl rofl ...Well, I still have to unlock no. 4 to 11 frustrated tears



If you roll a seven or eleven it's called a "natural" and ya win the pot.

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Wed 04/29/26 12:50 PM




by the way, what's the question to number three??? :


The question to number three can be found in the answer to number twelve.

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Wed 04/29/26 12:47 PM


To find out why pressing number 14 on the juke box doesn't get me the nudie show.


slaphead noway

to ask why everything I say is taken outta context
laugh


Well, if'n ya don't like things being taken out of context, put things in something else.

To find out why people seem to be using the ATM machine to refinance their house while I'm waiting in line behind them. And why the same folks wait until all one-hundred and fifty items of their grocerys are run through before trying to find their checkbooks.

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Tue 04/28/26 07:33 PM
To find out why pressing number 14 on the juke box doesn't get me the nudie show.

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Tue 04/28/26 09:11 AM
You can edit your profile to "limit who can message you" by age if it bothers you that much.
Otherwise, "delete" unwanted messages and move on with life.

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Tue 04/28/26 09:08 AM

geesh Mo.. yer the one that said "look behind the curtain" and pray tell.. how does one "KNOCK" on a curtain?????

One yells, "Hey! anybody in there?"


ta tell Mo the answer to #3 is 14.. whoa


Thanks, I'll be able to drive my Ford for a couple more years now.

Looking for a replacement for my old Ford.

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Mon 04/27/26 04:13 PM
Well a guy's gotta change jamies once a month or so.
Next time knock befores ya open da curtain.

Looking for the answer to number three on the test.

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Mon 04/27/26 04:09 PM

laugh don't think I cud get thru customs while riding my mower.. and with the price of gas.. it might cost you an arm, leg, and several other body parts along with your first born, your home AND your vehicle.. are you up for that?? laugh


I got some body parts from my old Ford, if that'll work.

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Mon 04/27/26 04:06 PM

I seem to avoid many of these peeps by limiting those that can contact me bigsmile I've only had 1 scammer email me in 1.5 mths...


Prolly figure they ain't gonna get much out of a jailbird.

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Mon 04/27/26 08:42 AM
Look behind the curtain.

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Mon 04/27/26 08:39 AM
When you're done with yours, come over and mow mine.
Wear a raincoat. Storms are a coming.

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