When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolize other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.

There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened, another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised, the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.

The doctor said, "That was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?"

The woman smiled, raised her arm, and said, "Something like this?"

its awesome though, i don't know why anyone didn't do that before?

what?
you don't liek mah penis?

why did steve leave blues clues?
and is joe really his brother?

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drats

drats

Can you in great detail explain quantum mechanics, the effects of oxygen poisoning in mammals, and statistical analyzation of texas hold em.


Gracias

Add the ones you think will creep anyone out.


A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.

She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP

Her name is Christy, she wants to be with me. At least that's what

Her name is Christy, she wants to be with me. At least that's what the

Her name is Christy, she wants to be with me. At least that's what the ad

Good afternoon

i had cream cheese filled jalenpenos fried to crisp delishousness. And salsa flavored ketchup.

Yum

TOM CRUISE- Actor, Scientologist.

vs.

TOM KRUSE - Inventor of the Hoveround.


who would win and why?

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh snap. is that some sass from the back of the class. Darling, i think your in the wrong room, cause pre-k is off today, this is allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll EXTREME ALL THE TIME.

and i prefer butterfingers. thanks.

I'm absolutely the most random person you will ever talk to.

Just remember that.