Why is the sky blue (I already know the answer but do you?) lol

Thank you Thank you. I'll be here all week... Well when I am not at work or finaly get a date of my own lol. What can I say though? I am brutaly honest and hate sugar coating things.

That has everything to do with the values of a paticualr person. Me I know I can't wait till marriage, nor have I ever waited. Personaly, this has to do with my values, I want to try a product before I buy it. If I have to wait for marriage and we are not emotionaly, physicaly compatible, and and the sex just down right sucks then divorce is realy expensive. It realy comes down to our primal instints. There are guys out there who will wait for marriage but I think you'll have to try ones with strong religious and family values.

Nope. I came to grips that I was going to die EVENTUALY. Weather it's today or 100 years from now I don't care. It's going to happen reguardless

Try being a little patient.. Maybe your personality is a little overwelming. Quit trying so hard and just flow with it. Eventualy you'll find that person you are looking for.

I'm going to stay home and get drunk alone like I have been doing all week. Not much fun but I always have you guys lol

Ok fine. Mines a bit more perverted.

I was 14 and at a new school. Myself and this one girl couldn't take our eyes off of eachother. hers were almost silver. Finaly I got the balls the ask her out. She said yes andwe were holding hands and kissing and all that jazz for a good month or two. One day she asked if I wanted to join her in the girl bathroom. Naturaly I said "Yes" and we both went in. One moment we're making out and the next I am leaning on a sink with her giving me head. right when I was about to blow my load the principal walks in. That's not even the worst part! She goes "Daddy! Umm..." First and only thing that went through my mind was "OH SH!T!" Needless to say I was expelled lol Never did see her again.. Too bad....... That was realy good lol

I just added/deleted a bunch of lines in my box. Just wondering if anyone had any thoughts about changes. I'll check back when I wake up.

I must agree. Very straight foward and not alot of randomness like mine lol

I would say add a little more info to yours. Like anything at all.. There is a huge space there that you can comment on anything you feel is important. Other then that I love the photo with the sun grab lol

Secretly likes to run around aimlessly through highly populated areas naked with grape jelly rubbed all over

Parents brought home the afterbirth by accident instead of them

Ra was the true one who gave Bil Clinton the blowjob and monica took the fall hoping for fame.

I'm lonely and only have the company of some home made beef jerkey and my cat....

Hmm I must have missed that. looks like we were trying to make 2 different points to 2 different portions of poeple. lol

Happy B-Day!

Ok. I jsut read this on yahoo and thought I would share it. It's so stupid yet hillarious at the same time. Figured it best suited the games area.


Online divorcee jailed after killing virtual hubby
By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press
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TOKYO: A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.


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She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.

Players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles.

The woman used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.

Confucious says;
He who stand on toilet high on pot.

Dunno..... That is a very hard question.

After all I drank last night I can't handle anymore