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the old lady and her cat
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Once upon a time on a cold, cold winter night there was a cat all black with some white his master was a little old lady after her sweet cat took a pee on the floor the little old lady said I will have this no more, so she toss the cat out in the cold the old lady said you have already been told now the cat thought what am I to do if only I had a hat to keep my ears warm but what about my tail it will surly freeze as well, So the cat tip toed around the ground as the cold winds was blowing him all around the cat thought now where could I Go to keep warm I got to get back inside and away from this bad snow storm, if only I could get back into the house maybe if I Bring the old lady a mouse but as he started to move his butt was stuck to the ground Oh God he thought just help me get my frozen legs to go there must be away in this deep snow, But to his surprise the cat looked out of the corner of his eyes and he heard the old lady cry out oh kitty come on back in the house it much to cold for you to be out and running all about, the cat thought wow God your great if I would of been out here much longer with your help I feel a little stronger the cat ran ever so fast to the door and the old lady had a nice big bowl of milk just for him sitting on the floor, the old lady reach down to give her cat a pat on top of his head the cat was so happy as he walked all around her legs so she gave her cat a treat and said oh you old cat you really are so sweet then old lady said it off to bed, |
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Have you Ever?
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yes watch the all drop at home
Have you ever went to New York to watch the new Year come in? |
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Happy 2014 New Year
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what are you all doing for fun tonight?
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Have you Ever?
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no
have you ever flew your own plane |
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Topic:
Change one letter - part 6
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maybe for me he to Tall
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He Got Her in His Head!
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I LIKE IT AND IT IS SO TRUE
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If we could just talk to our
I phones and say bring a date to my door to take me out to the movies. lol and there he would be just what you order. lol |
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a ring from your boy friend
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Merry Christmas
to you I hope you Christmas wishes all come through so be a good boy and may be you get a fun toy or if your a girl maybe a man will ask you out on a date and you'll get a thrill or maybe no oh well I Though It does not matter just some hot roasted turkey on a platter with a glass of wine and hopeful a boyfriend of all time! |
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I have just found that men finely tell me there working off a ship in no where man . And they only text me in the morning and say have a good day babe. lol They don't even know me and they act like they own me just because we text. So now I say if your brave enough talk to me--babe. lol lol
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christmas
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Every time a man says they want to get to know me they all want
to email or text. I just want to talk on the phone and see who they really are? So what up with this? |
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Have you Ever?
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no
have you ever feed the pigs? |
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mama sick
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what make you happy in life?
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kissing my boy friend sweet lips
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wallet full of money
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snow
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pop corn
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Topic:
what make you happy in life?
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when you cant find any one to go to the movies with
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Topic:
Some time ago
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Merry Christmas some time ago there was a old man his name was Santa Claus and he and his wife was so sweet and kind, with a white head of hair and a curly gray beard he sat day after day rocking in his chair, just to pass the time away Santa loved children and Miss Claus too, Santa sat the day away thinking what could he do for Christmas for all the boys and girls, Miss Santa said get out that old sleigh and on Dec. 25th that very special day when Christ was born gather up some gifts and give them away, Wow what a thought Ill call it toys for tots, so Santa gathered up a few rain- deer to get ready to take off and spread some holiday cheer, It made him think of baby Jesus born in a barn and his mother Mary lay him in hay the wise men bought him gifts it made Santa smile, as he took off grinning all the while, that how I heard Christmas began Santa just doing what the wise men would do bring toy to children around the world also to spread the word about Christ he died for our sin thank you for reading my made up story, it was all written for the little children and to tell them about God and his Glory, |
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