that explains it

so very funny

"That would be fine with me!"




he'll think twice before saying that again

lesbians have more fun

that I am my friend.

wanna join in for some fun?

WOMAN'S ASS-SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat ...


10% of women think their ass is too skinny ...


The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

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I've been a bad kitty, I'll go to my room now

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....



1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.




6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say.





7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.




9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while.




11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.





13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

real funny

Marilyn, I think you're at
the top of the list.



You always make me crack up!

real funny

Really funny!

Damn!

Anyone has a yard stick?

I'm sure my friends will be paying big time!

Sluggo,

You're a trip!

I use those all the time.

That's a good one

that's a goog one

I scored 40

Describes me to a T

My son, 8, had a reading comprehension assignment.

One question required that he
told the difference between
two stories he had read.

Here is his response

One is a fable, the other is a fock tale.

I'm sure he meant to write folk.

real funny

What is a Cat?

1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't
hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you
a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.