Laughing my azz off.

Pass

Buffett was perhaps my all time favorite to
see on stage, and hear on the radio.

Maybe eat a sandwich or two.

Got the paintball gun loaded, gettin' ready
to go splatter paint some random tweekers.

I didn't read a single, solitary word of this. ^^^


Your profile, however, seems well written enough,
to get your points across. Interests listed.

If, you're here, with the intent of meeting,
or dating... The ladies might prefer you add
a few more pics to your profile.

I'm full on 'cash and carry'.
If any business won't accept cash,
they simply do not deserve my business.

I understand, some things, such as Amazon,
require electronic payment, simply due to
the type of business it is.
I don't do business with them either.

A quick run through tin eye, will let you
know whose stolen pic you're using.

Hope that helps.

Not in the least.
But, I wasn't really trying to find a date.

Since I prefer live in smaller towns,
I find it best, to just go places where people are.

Might be a wee different if you live in a major
city though.

Meh

Wait!
You've been around another site long enough
to have "thousands of followers", yet lack
the internet savviness on a dating site?

First, I'm calling bs on your "thousands of
followers" claim.

But, alas, noble jedi, you did finally catch on.

Pass

Have you called your sister?
Oh... You said "nice" girl.
Nevermind.

Feelin' fantabulous!
Found some pepperballs for my paintball gun.
This coming week is gonna be a blast!

Crystal, how many years have we posted together now?

You, and I, share many of the same views when
it comes to political correctness, and "wokeness".
But, can you name a single, solitary model, who
wasn't "used"? I can't think of even one.

Remember Twiggy, from the 1970s?
Built like a concentration camp survivor.

Lizzo? I didn't know she had ever been a model.
What little I do know about Lizzo, is that she
puts on a rather disgusting stage performance.
Currently, she's being sued by some of her
"dancers", for forcing them to eat bananas from
the vajayjays of prostitutes. But, that's a
different topic altogether.

Girl, you and I also share that height issue.
I feel for ya. I have to shop in the big and tall
section...

But, this, putting a down syndrome woman in
Victoria Secret? It's just awesome in my book.

Bud Light aside. A female down syndrome model,
sure beats the Hell outta Tampax hiring a man
in drag (Dylan Mulvaney) to advertise tampons.

As has been pointed out, you are using a stolen
pic to represent your lying self. And, you're
also trying to ******** others out of their
money.

If you really, truly believe in God...
Which was probably yet another lie of yours.
Perhaps, you may be familiar with the
Ten Commandments?

You'll go to Hell just as fast for lying,
as you will stealing.

Again, I say unto thee...

Now, bugger off.