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What turns you on?
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Normal is one of those words I don't believe in and it causes so many people a lot of problems because they aspire to be "normal". But what is normal? Normal is based on what one perceives in their life as being the average for their part of the world. Just like in Mexico or some where is South America it is "Normal" for guys to have sex with donkeys. While here in the US you are very much ridiculed for even saying you would want to have sex with a donkey. Normal for you might be getting beaten with a belt on a daily basis. While normal for your neighbor is is being touched in inappropriate ways. Normal for one of your friends might be shooting crack and cook Meth in the basement. So who are you to say that her desires aren't normal. If you did enough searching you may find that even women who have no tragedy for what ever reason just like to be dominated. If that is what she is truly into then there is nothing wrong with it. Preach it brother. ![]() |
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What turns you on?
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Lol what?
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What turns you on?
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Sasha Grey turns me on. She's extremely well-spoken. ![]() Is it wrong that I see my future in this picture? ![]() Well I offered to help make it happen. But you turned me down. But the offer is still on the table. hahaha I guess it depends on what you think your future is according to that picture. I just think I'm going to like sex a whole lot and I'm gonna wanna do a lot of unorthodox things like being tied up, dominated, told what to do, insulted, manhandled, hair pulled, spanked, etc... ![]() |
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What turns you on?
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Sasha Grey turns me on. She's extremely well-spoken. ![]() Is it wrong that I see my future in this picture? ![]() |
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What turns you on?
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Sasha Grey is my Goddess. I gotta learn to ![]() Well if you want to be a model. I want to be a photographer. So if we get together I'd be happy to shoot some pictures of you doing what ever you wanted to do. If I got a nickel every time I heard THAT one. lol Regardless as to how serious I am or not. I doubt it really matters since I doubt we will ever meet in real life. But even if you wanted to run around naked with a rubber glove on your head clucking like a chicken. I would take the pictures. lol Why does it always involve nudity with you Photographers? Lol ![]() |
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What turns you on?
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Sasha Grey is my Goddess. I gotta learn to ![]() Well if you want to be a model. I want to be a photographer. So if we get together I'd be happy to shoot some pictures of you doing what ever you wanted to do. If I got a nickel every time I heard THAT one. lol |
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What turns you on?
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Sasha Grey is my Goddess. I gotta learn to
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Vocaroo anyone?
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You are toooo naughty. lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no I herd you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "then what was I saying" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "I NO EXACLLY WHAT I WAS SAYING PONY"! ![]() "EEERRRRRR! YOUR ARE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF" ![]() your the one that can't remember! " EEEERRR! I'M GOING TO SCREEEEEM" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() anything, you must be hearing things "KNOW! I'm not hearing things, SO EXPLAIN NOW!!! OR APOLOGIZE!!! ![]() ![]() "NOW!!! YOU DONT HAVE A SEC."!! ![]() ![]() ya happy! "ARE YOU EVER STUPID, I SWEAR TO ...ERRRR" ![]() the one hearing things & forgets what they say!! * pony gets chased out side, calls friends and says its cool to go see the UFC fights at the sport bar* I got that one down better than Abbott and Costello's "who's on first " routine. there ,Holly since I have that premonition about you and I doing battle now we can laugh!! I'm a genius in a weird, wierd way. ![]() tune in for when pony gets back from the UFC fights, and see how he handles this one. ![]() ![]() ![]() http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUMgq7Drnj P.S. You use way too many emoticons. |
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A place for jokes
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3 hobos decide to break into a farm in the middle of the night to steal some chickens. the smartest hobo says they should sneak in, one at a time so they don't startle the sleeping cat that guards them.
The smartest hobo sneaks in first. He tippy toes across the cat without making a noise and into the farm house where he grabs a chicken. The chicken clucks and wakes the farmer. The farmer runs out of his house with his shotgun and yells "Who's out there?" The smart hobo says "Meooow" and the farmer returns back to his house. The smart hobo runs out with the chicken. The clever hobo runs off and does the same thing. Now it's the stupid hobo's turn. The stupid hobo sneaks across the cat, grabs a chicken, the chicken clucks, the farmer wakes, he shouts "Who's out there?!" and the stupid hobo replies: "Its just me, the cat." |
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Vocaroo anyone?
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You are toooo naughty. lol
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What turns you on?
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![]() they turn me on. |
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A place for jokes
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I also kind of liked this one. A naked woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. She sets the duck on the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks up and asks, "What did you bring that pig in here for?" The woman responds, "It's not a pig." "I wasn't talking to you." I found a picture of her: ![]() |
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Vocaroo anyone?
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sorry pony but i charge for my lessons
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A place for jokes
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A blond walks into a shop to get a new TV. She looks around and eventually asks the shop keeper "How much for this TV?" The shop keeper looks up and says, "We don't serve blonds here." She gets all pissed and walks off. She comes back a couple days later wearing a hat. "How much for this TV?" The guy this time doesn't even look up and just says"We don't serve blonds here." So she storms off. A few day later after thinking and plotting she comes up with a plan. She goes in with a wig, a mustache, sunglasses and a trench coat. "How much for this TV?" The shop keeper having had enough looks at her and says, "Look lady I've already told you twice before we don't serve blonds here." The blond is perplexed. "How did you know who I was?" "First of all that's not a very good disguise and second that's not a TV." That's a DAMN good one. |
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Vocaroo anyone?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RguJ1J0Hc7
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A place for jokes
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Two blondes walk into a building... You figure ONE would see it.
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A place for jokes
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*playfully pushes pony* tsk tsk tsk.. lol I think I'm fresh out of cow jokes? alls a have left is pony rides? but there realy good ![]() always gets ya to your destenation ![]() got a good dog joke we can chit chat holly & izzy, in between? Mmmm I'll take a pony ride. Lemme get my saddle first. ;) hehe and sure. |
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Vocaroo anyone?
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Vocaroo's a simple online gadget that lets you record a short voice clip and hosts it online for you to share, for free! Why don't we all use it and share them here?
To record: Vocaroo.com ![]() |
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A place for jokes
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Aww i could never hurt a pony. ;)
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A place for jokes
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*playfully pushes pony* tsk tsk tsk.. lol
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