I bury everything







Dig a big ditch & bury the b!tch

Well, I tend to exaggerate a bit, out of artistic license. The actual figure is 833,000 miles but fluctuates a bit, based on eclipses and bird migrations and sales on trendy Scandinavian furniture, stuff like that.

That's what I thought too, but apparently that person does not exist (or use dating sites, either)!

It's OK, I'd settle for two out of the three, provided anyone like THAT exists (which is unlikely, given my sheer contrariness).

This is a written medium. If someone can't be bothered to express themselves in an interesting, informative, and hopefully comprehensible way, where's my incentive to bother trying to pull it out of them?

I think the whole point of a profile is to convey a sense of who a person is -- what they're about, what matters to them, where they're going, what makes them worth getting to know -- assuming, of course, that they're ostensibly here for the purpose of getting to know someone.

"I don't know what to write here" doesn't cut it for me. If they can make me fall asleep in the first sentence of their profile, then the odds are that they won't be any more interesting in person.