The cops were furious because the drivers didn't speak a word of English so nobody had any idea what happened. In my opinion that made the whole event that much funnier.

Good to hear!

Hey, everyone. Just dropping by to see who's online and how everyone is doing. I've had a very eventful day. After 12 hours at work I was sitting at home relaxing and someone managed to run their car into a TREE right outside my house hard enough to deploy the air bags. The strange thing about it is that the tree is about thirty feet from the road, and in order to run your car into it you need to hop a curb and climb a 45 degree slope. So the neighbors and I sat outside and stared at the now damaged tree and the even more damaged car trying to figure out what happened.

So..............how was your day?

I've had a fun first night but I have church in the morning, so it's off to bed....See you all again soon!

but it's bedtime....

oops......i killed it....

I'm new too

Just copy South Park's parody of Mel Gibson. "OH, MY NIPPLES THEY HURT!! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!!" lol...i love when that episode is on.

Going on 3 years here.

you could say "sometimes i pee when i laugh", or even "sometimes i laugh when i pee".

i meant "entertaining" as a good thing.........just thought i should clarify on that....

Dumb is annoying. Girls who ACT dumb but are actually intelligent are even more annoying. Girls with attributes tend to be more on the "entertaining" side of the spectrum.

Just blurt out random colors.....Or throw in the fact you're a virgin.....it tends to confuse quite a bit of people.

Night! nice to meet you.

nothing beats the beer farts lol

i'm sorry, that was too far....get the febreeze.

Tatertot hotdish

there's nothing wrong with a fart.....until you start marinading in your own juices...lol

I don't think I'm gonna reach 4k in one night......

Oh, and my shirt says "Mr. Pickle: Ask for the BIG ONE!"