Community > Posts By > OpenWounds
I will spank anything, anytime, anyplace Literally anything. |
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Nice doesn't mean nice
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I have been described as 'heartless' by a woman. Is that alright?
It's cuz i told her if she fell off that ladder, she'd have to clean her own brains up. I wasn't doing it. Eeew. |
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Its my world...
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Balls to that, i want the world. Give it here. Don't make me smack you...
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I get to have more gods than any of you. I win religion.
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Remorse...
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I have no mercy on flies and roaches or roach-like bugs. I will spare a cricket, a spider, a lady bug, a praying mantis, snakes, and most other interesting creatures as long as they don't take to crawling across my bed and invading my home too much. In my art studio one day a spider ran across the room. A guest went after it to step on it. I yelled, "Don't!" She looked surprized and asked why? I said, "You could upset the entire echo system in this place. That spider keeps down the flea and fly population and who knows what else." You never know what is going on in the echo system. One year I had massive amounts of roaches and the next year they were almost gone, but I found silver fish everywhere. I wonder if that had anything to do with the roach population being down. We just don't know. To kill ants without poison: Put corn meal down over their ant hills. They take it into their holes and eat it and soon the ants are gone. It must explode inside of them or something. JB Oh, i'll kill spiders. If i can work up the courage. I hate spiders |
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I will spank anything, anytime, anyplace
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What a jerk
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Maybe he'd be braver if you put that cleaver down once in a while...
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Remorse...
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Man, that reminds me of when my dad had mice
We set a standard spring trap, and later we heard it snap. the damn mouse was still alive, and trying to run around, despite the trap being firmly closed around it. It's little back must have been broken. Two whacks from the hammer it needed. Damn super-mouse or something. I did feel sorry for the guy |
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If you were a superhero
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telekinesis
super healing ability the ability to make my sarcasm physically painful |
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How Far You Say!!!!!
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oh, you didn't. Voila!!!!! and there you have it , kids. now what? we got caught!!!! froggie, you jist aint no fun. go float yer boat.... or spin yer top.... or teach yer dog to hunt... or make yer bird fly... I don't care, podnah, solo aslo! What... are you on? |
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*yawns*
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almost midnight, very nearly bed time
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off topic
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I now know more about your poo than i think i ever wanted to
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Another ugly room!!
Who knew there were so many places wher ei could be amongst my own? |
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If you could change...
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I'd get rid of my tendancy to second-guess myself
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off topic
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Eight hundred!
BEGIN! |
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How Far You Say!!!!!
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Also, for what is supposed to be a religious chat,almost all i really see is athesits and christians inflicitng their opinions on each other, and completely ignoring any given counter-argument. Really, it isnt much fun.
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*yawns*
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I be from sunny london
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*yawns*
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Its 23:15 here. I'll be going to bed before long
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two hours!!!
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I've been thinking about getting a dog again, but im not sure my four cats would appreciate it
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When will men learn?
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I refuse to learn anything!
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