okie dokie sis.. WHEN on Tuesday.. that's today by the way

you will kiddo.. soon enough.. I checked the crystal ball

you will kiddo.. soon enough.. I checked the crystal ball



WHAT??? no no no no no you'll wear him out on me



((((sis))))

I'm LATE.. ma bad (((((sis)))))







*fills a to-go plate fer sis and pops by her work to deliver*

thanks ((((sis)))) have fun at yer vent lunch

So far so good everything is going the way I wanted I will be having two jobs by the end of next week. Happy Thursday yall.((((Sistahs)))))

Morning ((((sistah Zee)))).

I swear.. life is a REAL ADventure

last night I get a call from my youngest "ma.. I can't find my lip ring... would it be a big deal if it landed in the baby's supper and I accidently fed it to him???"
me: "are you sure? when do you last remember it was there"
her: "just before I fed him supper"
me: "have you checked the floor? your clothes? and the rest of your apartment? retrace your steps.. "
her: "no.. not yet.. okay.. I'll look and call you back"

10 mins later the phone rings:
her: "ma.. I can't find it.. what should I do?
me: "first off.. was it a round ring, stud type or is it a hook type?
her: "a stud type" (not that it really mattered.. I just wanted to her focus her thoughts)
me: "I know it means probably spending the night there.. but I'd go to the hospital JUST in case.."
her: *sighs* "really?"
me: "sweetie.. if he was older I'd say -no worries, it'll pass, just keep an eye on him for the next 24-48 hrs- but he's an infant.. so I'd prefer erring on the side of caution and bite the bullet and go to the emergency"
her: *sighs* yeah.. I guess..
me: call your dad.. he's 5 mins away and will NEVER say no to helping out when it comes to your or his safety.. get everything ready and call me when you're on your way..
her: okay...

an hour later the phone rings again...
her: ma.. we're on our way.. I'm with Dad
me: okay sweetie.. hang in there.. it'll all work out okay.. keep me posted via text okay?
her: yeah *crying*
me: whats up sweetie?
her: IT'S ALL MY FAULT (in between sobs)
me: it was an accident sweetie.. and now you're being a good parent by taking responsibility for your actions and dealing with it as you SHOULD..okay?
her: yeah.. okay.. I better go... DAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOOK OUTTTTTT!!!!!!! *crash* line cuts...

10 mins later the phone rings again.. (by this time it was around 10-10:30pm)
her: mom.. we're okay.. someone sideswiped dad's car and he called the police AND an ambulance for me & baby cuz he couldn't leave or take us to the hospital.. so we're in the ambulance now... I'll text you when I know something k?
me: okay sweetie.. be safe.. love you


I got 3 texts during the night.. one at about 11pm (mom.. we're here and registered.. now comes the wait.. *sighs*)

another at 3am (we just finished the x-rays and have to wait for the doc)

last one at 5:57 am(finally home.. I'm exhausted and so is the lil pooper lol.. he's fine by the way.. there was nothing on the x-ray showing and the doc said not to worry, didn't look like it was in him.. I'm going to bed.. love you)

my response: life as a parent.. never a dull moment huh? *wink*.. sleep while you can sweetie..he'll be up and hungry soon enough.. lol

her: oh joy! lol


yup.. LIFE.. never a dull moment