WELL IF YOU SEE A MOOSE IT IS CALLED A MOOSE.BUT IF YOU SEE 2 MOOSE IT IS STILL CALLED 2"MOOSES".A GOOSE AND ANOTHER ARE CALLED GEESE.SO WHY NOT CALL MORE THAN 1 MOOSE "MEESE"?

SOUNDS LIKE MY DAY SO FAR.BUT I AM DISPATCHING FOR THE CAB COMPANY.

YEP.JUST PUTTING HIM IN DANGER IS ENOUGH HERE IN ALBERTA TO LOOSE YOUR LICENSE.PLUS BE IN JAIL FOR 10 YEARS.

TRIED THAT JOSH.BUT THE ARSE CALLED THE POLICE ON ME.HE WAS ON THE HIGHWAY 2 MILES FROM HOME.

TRY DRIVING TAXI WITH A VAN FULL OF ROWDY DRUNKS.2 HAVE KNIVES ON THEM 24/7.

voting for: firedragon76 as well as myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey sweetie! hope you had a good day. but those ARE interesting questions for sure.

old joke.posted by uk1971 about a month ago.

WELCOME TO THE JSH.COM FUNNY FARM. no really welcome and have fun.read the forum rules BEFORE you blast anyone.

hmmmmm.i AM BORED! for the ladies:

more smileys would be appreciated.same with possibly having an mp3 player on our profile.

here in alberta canada PER LITRE it varies from $0.889 upto AND including $1.209. but remember WE pay by the litre.NOT by the gallon. so bottom price PER us gallon is $3.36. highest per us gallon is $4.58.

FUNNY THING IS IF DI-CK IS SPELLED LIKE THIS IT IS NOT CENSORED. BUT AS A WHOLE WORD IT IS. IT HAPPENS TO BE A PERSONS NAME AS WELL AS ANOTHER NAME FOR A MANS APPENDAGE.HMMMMMMMM.BLOCKING THAT WORD SHOULD BE REMOVED.

*peeks in and shouts "HEY PURPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shuts door and runs like hell.

I SALUTE ALL MEMBERS OF ALL FORCES OF SERVICE.ARMY,NAVY,AIR,AND SEALS.(I THINK THAT IS THE 4TH ONE FOR USA).

when YOU and your fiance are ready.both mentaly and physically.

hey again coco-nuts(?).lol.hows about we form a party on here to have a mp3 player on our hp's?

80's???????oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRILLER,BEAT IT BILLY JEAN EAT IT come to mind.....HEY!!!!!!!! i have those tunes on my pc!!!!