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Sat 03/14/09 01:06 PM
Yes!

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Sat 03/14/09 12:35 PM





why am i a woman????????


and banana's will do just fine




Because... GOD needed you to fill some good man's life...:wink:


But, he HAS to love 'nanner puddin'!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



With cream and a cherry?



Yeah...Yeah...OH YEAH!!!!drool
you pervert




:tongue: noway

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Sat 03/14/09 11:06 AM



why am i a woman????????


and banana's will do just fine




Because... GOD needed you to fill some good man's life...:wink:


But, he HAS to love 'nanner puddin'!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



With cream and a cherry?



Yeah...Yeah...OH YEAH!!!!drool

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Sat 03/14/09 11:03 AM

why am i a woman????????


and banana's will do just fine




Because... GOD needed you to fill some good man's life...:wink:


But, he HAS to love 'nanner puddin'!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sat 03/14/09 10:56 AM



What do you really want out of life?


It would be nice to have liars/cheaters/scammers out of life.
not the scammers. i love me some scammers. this world would not be crooked without them



Everywhere except The good Ole U-S-of-A... Never happen here... (Tongue-in-cheek.)

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Sat 03/14/09 10:48 AM
Edited by CircuitRider on Sat 03/14/09 10:51 AM

i want some taco's. now if you cant give them to me then i will no longer be able to post in this thread.



To All Concerned:


I have a " .gif" Comical file here, involving a "Chihuaua'" and a Taco...

If you haven't seen it, and you do... You may NEVER crave a Taco again!sick


frustrated

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Sat 03/14/09 07:54 AM


a sexy song-you guys need to know it for those country girls out there


I was the drummer, that was enough for most of them. :banana: :banana: :banana:




drinker YEP!

I played Pedal Steel Guitar for almost 30 years.blushing

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Sat 03/14/09 07:51 AM


......You're nice to me
when there's no one else around
you only build me up to let me down...


Half as Muchtongue2



Yep! Sung by...?

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Fri 03/13/09 09:33 PM
......You're nice to me
when there's no one else around
you only build me up to let me down...

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Fri 03/13/09 09:26 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 09:30 PM

When this old world has turned you down
And not a true friend can be found



...Remember me,
I'm the one who loves you...flowerforyou


Cowboy Copas?


NO.. Tex Ritter

Btw: NO googlelaugh

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Fri 03/13/09 09:11 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 09:12 PM



wonder why they wanted to confiscate the dummy???? think

rofl



:laughing:


Maybe as a MATERIAL WITNESS?




I wonder... Why didn't DUMMY #1 buckle up Dummy #2, so DUMMY #1 wouldn't get stopped in the first place... spock slaphead



nah....he would only DUMMY up on the stand



:laughing::cry: <REAL TEARS> tears

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

shades


{{{{yellowrose10}}}}flowerforyou

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Fri 03/13/09 09:07 PM

spock How did they know WHICH dummy to confiscate????

waving waving waving waving waving





{{{{Suzette}}}}flowerforyou

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Fri 03/13/09 09:04 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 09:05 PM

wonder why they wanted to confiscate the dummy???? think

rofl



:laughing:


Maybe as a MATERIAL WITNESS?




I wonder... Why didn't DUMMY #1 buckle up Dummy #2, so DUMMY #1 wouldn't get stopped in the first place... spock slaphead

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Fri 03/13/09 08:59 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 09:00 PM
To your list of "They Walk Among Us."


Wash. man caught in HOV lane with unbuckled dummy


Fri Mar 13, 3:11 pm ET

BELLEVUE, Wash. – You forgot to buckle up, dummy! A commuter who put a homemade dummy in the passenger seat to sneak into the car pool lane was caught Wednesday near Seattle. But it wasn't because a cop realized the passenger was fake. Instead, the State Patrol trooper noticed the dangling belt buckle on the passenger side and suspected a seat belt violation.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

He created his passenger by draping a rain jacket over plastic piping, topping it off with a Halloween mask of Gandalf, the "Lord of the Rings" wizard, a beard and a baseball cap.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.




noway :banana: :laughing:


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Fri 03/13/09 08:39 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 08:41 PM
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.



A lady named Alice stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise report. Two months ago, my husband had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."



You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that her poor husband must have experienced.



"He was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and
every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of his scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."


Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on this woman's husband.



"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, "thank the Lord, he
is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
recover completely."



All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.



A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.



He said, "I'm her husband."



The entire congregation held its breath.



"I just want to tell my wife that the word is Sternum... Alice...STERNUM!"..slaphead






:laughing: rofl :laughing:





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Fri 03/13/09 06:29 PM


What happened to the spell check? Is it just me??????????

shayla


The only spell check I have is courtesy of firefox.



That would have to be it... There's not one on here... Just read the forums...


heathersaysgobucksflowerforyou



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Fri 03/13/09 05:59 PM
Here in Mississippi... We LOVE IT!!drinker



:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Fri 03/13/09 05:23 PM

when one apple goes rotten, the rest of the apples in the basket will eventually fall to rot with it. what if this is what it said?:



Through a gradual erosion of the meranda rights prohibitions over the past 20 years, miranda rights today is more of a procedural formality than an actual impediment to the use of civilian arrests in homeland defense.




That'll be next.

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Fri 03/13/09 04:58 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 05:09 PM


the interesting thing is, our bible tells us basically the same thing. it warns of letting women get to far ahead of themselves. the bible itself says that the man is the master and the woman must obey. tell me you would hate that situation. ha....



nope...it was this one that started the responses and got him off track






huh



..."Iran can present new ideas and views, which the world will need in the future, he added."


Let me guess... hmmmmm.... His first idea would to seperate men and women, next would to have women cover their faces, then, prayers would be mandatory 5 times a day - facing Mecca.


No Thanks Mahmoud ...noway (Mr. intentionally omitted.)






HEE...HEE...HEE... That would be ME... I DID IT!!!!!:tongue:


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

:laughing: rofl :laughing::laughing: rofl :laughing:


Yellowrose flowerforyou

Winxflowerforyou







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Fri 03/13/09 04:45 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Fri 03/13/09 04:48 PM
Knowing what I know of HIM, this works for me... all the proof I needbigsmile :


Mark 16:5-7 (KJV)

5And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted.

6And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.

7But go your way, tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye see him, as he said unto you.


:heart: biggrin




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