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i go to cow farms and stick corks in there butts because cow farts are bad for the o-zone layer
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singles events?
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dont listen to papersmile, shes just a dumb canadian...lol
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think i`ll just mossie on out to the kitchen and make me a pot of coffee
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Topic:
alien idiots
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" |
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ok, wich one of you all stole my creepy genitals? 
I gave them to the cat next door, not sure if he'll return them, but I can see if you want? thats ok. just let the cat have them a little longer because this would be the first time in a while that they`ve been played with other than by my self...lol |
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ok, wich one of you all stole my creepy genitals?
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i think we just found one of that clown guys relitives...lol
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back off b!&@hes! hes mine
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 hi i m new here pls send message as i m carving for female frnds. |
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i`m going to dress up in all white, dump katchup all over myself and go as a used tampon
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Topic:
Follow me......
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with morning wood
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Edited by
cottonelle
on
Wed 10/21/09 07:10 PM
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes,some dork off tv that my sis had a crush on 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? last week when i ran out of beer 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? my typing looks better 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? that stuff served at the Y 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yup 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? i`d f&%k me...i`d f@&k me hard 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? never 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yupper 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? hell no 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? ganja. i have a bowl for every breakfast 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? i`m getting bored answering all these questions..................... |
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i am a man, i have no shame
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This place is like a morgue....... just a bunch of stiffs trying to get laid |
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Topic:
hey ladies
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Topic:
What Would You Ask God?
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Topic:
What Would You Ask God?
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if he folds or wods his toilet paper
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