Sluggo that was good! Ya got me blowing coffee threw my nose again!!!

Catch That was good! LMFAO!

Spay stick around man! The flea circus wouldn't be the same with out ya!

Hey dog

Hello Herewego whats happening peeps?

Hello Herewego whats happening peeps?

Zero thanks 4 your reply on my thread! You made me smile so big it
tickeled my ear lobes!

Hi CCpoet

My friend calls to tell me her girlfriend likes me & wants to hook up.
It was a nice sunny day so I figured I would go pick her up on my Harley
& take her for a put. We went & had a nice lunch & good conversation. On
the way back we were hit head on by a car driven by a young girl on a
cell phone! We flew over 45' breaking my leg in 7 places! The girl I was
with didn't get a scratch, she landed right on top of me! Bad first
date! My date ends up being my care giver & sex partner! What a deal! We
are not seeing each other any more, but are close friends to this day!
LMFAO!!!

welcome Queen, There is alot of really good folks here. Jump in on a
thread & get to know us!

I was working with my x brotherinlaw, a bit of a ****head he was.
At the time we were building street of dreams homes. We had are
morning safty meeting on the second story deck where we were working.
The meeting was about fall protection.
20min. after the meeting he was running the skillsaw on the edge of
the deck, with one foot on the board he was cutting & the next thing I
knew he was gone. He cut himself off the deck! LMFAO!!
He didnt get hurt to bad, but I about pissed myself laughing afterwards!

Some people think I have a sick sence of humor. Truth is, if we can't
laugh about what pained us in the past, we wouldn't have much of a
future!

I try to keep on the positive, I find no sence in trying to control
things that I have no control over!

even in the darkest of situations & moments we can find humor!
What humor we don't find today, will pop up tomarrow when were not
looking for it! LMFAO!!!

>>>>>>>>>(((((((((((((SMILE)))))))))))))))))<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

LAMom Same thing happened with me and my Father! (((HUGS))))

OK, here is a quik one! I once bought a brand new car for a live in
girlfriend of mine for her birthday. I was in love!
It was a caddy Brougham De Eligance with a big back seat!
two months after I bought it for her, she got naked in the back seat
with her boss! She left me when she was 3 months pregnant with his
child! LMFAO!!!! TRUE STORY!!! LMFAO!!!

Funny thing is, were still friends! Me & her boss are fishing partners
to this day!!! LMFAO!!!!

I opened this descussion girls, feel free!

oops>>> Describe! "I'm HOOKED ON EBONIX"

LOL!!!

Decribe in 2 or 3 Paragraphs an experience you had, that made you feel,
angry, mad or sad, one that you can look back on now, that makes you
laugh or smile.

Well since my back is ****ed up, I geuse Oxycontin keeps me yippy &
skippy!

sun = shine

sun = shine

longer = Smoke break!