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Mutts !
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Besides me....do any of you guys consider yourself a Mutt. You know...a really ugly dog...like a pug...but still lovable ? I would like a guy being a PIT... 
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Look at this!
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wow so this is what the boys do when the girls are away................. They ain't got nothin better to do but play..... |
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Which would be worse?
Edited by
rebel58
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Tue 11/04/08 11:37 AM
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That's hard to say... Both
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People are entertaining...
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When will women learn its their guy's fault for letting their eyes wonder, NOT the fault of the woman who caught their eye?
Very very true. |
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ADVICE FOR OUR LADIES!!!
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Need a girlfriend
Edited by
rebel58
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Tue 11/04/08 10:03 AM
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If I help you find one. Are you gonna help me find a boyfriend?
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I divorced the father....
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They trust you.
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I am
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HAHA naughty people...a game that everyone can play on here fine...Naked Bingo then.... 
Lets play... |
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"socialized medicine"
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Ooooops!!
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friendship
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Hey....
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My profile rate it 1 to 10
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I give you a 5. You need more in your profile. Tell the girls what you are looking for and what kind of person you are.
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Tattoo's
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WHAT ONE OF YOU?? WAY TOO MANY 
Do what goofball?
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so rate the italian =-D
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He needs to pull his pants up....
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Rednecks
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APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK Name:_____________________________ Nickname:________________________________ CB Handle:______________________________ Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________ Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________ Mamma:___________________________________ Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________ Name of Pickup owned:________________________ Height of Truck________________ Truck equipped with: Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______ Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______ Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______ Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______ Racoon Hide ______Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________ BUMPER STICKERS: Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of **** too _____Honk if you're horny _____ If you ain't a cowboy you ain't **** _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___ Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. ****-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____ 4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____ Noodlin' ____Other Name of son(s): Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D. Name of Daughter(s): PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg > Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________ Memberships: KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right Leg:__________ Length of Left Leg:___________ Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___ How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________ Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________ Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow Do you know her name? _____________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ If so, why?_______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER. Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear?
Did ya like that? I thought it was funny....
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was up
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Hello and welcome....
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Rednecks
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APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK Name:_____________________________ Nickname:________________________________ CB Handle:______________________________ Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________ Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________ Mamma:___________________________________ Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________ Name of Pickup owned:________________________ Height of Truck________________ Truck equipped with: Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______ Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______ Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______ Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______ Racoon Hide ______Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________ BUMPER STICKERS: Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of **** too _____Honk if you're horny _____ If you ain't a cowboy you ain't **** _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___ Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. ****-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____ 4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____ Noodlin' ____Other Name of son(s): Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D. Name of Daughter(s): PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg > Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________ Memberships: KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right Leg:__________ Length of Left Leg:___________ Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___ How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________ Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________ Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow Do you know her name? _____________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ If so, why?_______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER. Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear? |
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Topic:
important tips for women
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That was good...
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Topic:
Tattoo's
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Everybody needs one....
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Would you give
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YES I would.....
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