Do .. wear a sexy cologne and cheeky grin

Don’t .. wear skin tight trousers

A large bowl of beetroot .. I am doing independent research Hi Two .. how’s it hanging .. laughing ., who has moved my winking smiley !!!!

Sometimes topics are moved .. to alternative locations such as the Indian forum lol . What was your topic about ? The rules for posting are located at the top of each forum subheading . Did you post it in the right forum ?

surfing .. I wish !!! I have been in the Middle East . Back in NZ for a spell .. catching up with family and for sure I will be making up for lost surfing time . Disappointing update lol . I have been gone for months .. was expecting some juicy gossip . It is Friday evening in NZ so no punishment for me . Embrace your punishment there are many who are not fortunate to be employed . Use positive reinforcement ..engage in a treat that you can savour during break time . Great to see you again Jaan . Have a sensuous Friday :-)

I can easily convince you it is me ..

Have you been taking your daily beetroot .. it is being touted as the new viagara .. though not yet backed my medical science and you know how strongly I feel about that . Hello Slim what’s new with you

Boo .. lmao . I have so many questions …
Have I missed anything exciting ?
Who is doing who ?
Who has been up to mischief ?
Who has found a real match ?
Has mingle been inundated with an abundance of sexy men for me to toy with ? Fill me in on all the happenings .. otherwise I will have to rely on the mingle grapevine !!!!!

That’s not exactly true … it depends on your state of mind and ability to rationalise .. distress is not always part of the equation. . Some are lost in a world where reality has little relevance to them .. yet they feel safe in that world . It is only when something threatens what they know and believe that distress is encountered .

Hi Pumpi

The good news is .. there are lots of helpful posters in the forum

^^^^^ thread killer

Where is two .. I have a special game just for him

If he can keep up with me ..

If he wears appropriate attire and does not go commando ..

If he wears deodorant and smells heavenly ..

If he looks like Spartacus …

If he carries me home after the exercise and joins me in the shower

Then maybe .. I would consider it lol

Do you mean full of zombies

Runs from the room

Probably not the man who viewed my profile looking for a pillow princess lol

I am not sure what that means .. perhaps he will appear and explain

I stoped believing in fairytales when I found out santa was an illusion

I am safe and sound Appleliciois .. coming to you from a secret location

I have been searching all the new sex game apps .. trying to find something pg13 for you and all the minglers this is what I found …

How to spice up your love life ..

Lie naked on the bed
Your love interest stands at the doorway to your room
Ask him questions
Can be questions about your favourite things , likes/dislikes , intimate questions , political , philosophical , scientific whatever you think of to test his knowledge and intelligence .
For every question he or she gets right .. they can take one step closer to you . Every wrong question they take one step away ..

laughing …..I already have a pile of questions that will ensure he will be out the door and on the street in no time lmao starting with

What am I thinking right now



Most men apparently seldom have a clue what is in a woman’s mind .

Have more to share . Will be back with more suggestions when I can xox Blondey

‘ Corinthians …
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It does not dishonour others,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
and always perseveres.
It never fails ….

Until it does !!!
Romantic Love is not perfection .. it is not magical .. or absolute . Can be strong or fragile , lasting a lifetime or short lived . It is a gift that takes work and dedication . Ask anyone who is separated or divorced .

Cathetone That is a little vague . Can you clarify who has the money and in what context.

Charles .. I think that is the loveliest rating I have seen in this forum

Hi Alex you are a handsome young man recommend you add more photos , introduce yourself more and write a little about what attracts you . Think of your profile as a chance to market yourself and reach your intended audience lol. Keep your wits about you and be wary of women who may try to take advantage of your boyish charm or bank account ..laughing . Wish you the best of luck :/)

Chaos can be a worthy catalyst ..how are you liking it so far

I have a soul but it sometimes misbehaves

The next person has incredible stamina

Slim.. have you done your manly yoga exercises today

When you lie on the floor with your legs up against the wall , remember to tuck your bottom in and breathe