trying to be a nice guy is not the way to a womans heart. have had too many ask me how much money I had, that seem to be all I hear when when trying to date. if I told most what my bank account looks like they would br swarming all over me,however since that seems to be all most are intrested in, it seems it is much easier to go to the bars or the street corner pull out a few hundred dollar bills and ask how much for a few days. at least that works in todays society.

I know there are lots of women who now wear the uniform, or who have worn the uniform in the past. why don't some of you sisters come up and join the brothers here it would be nice to hear from you.

most of the ladies on this site are just too young or too old for me, or they live too far away or their girl friend would get mad if they found out she was seeing a man. LMFAO

we had a total of 17 fires but only one beleived to be arson so far.

prayers as always for anyone in need.

have dated a couple of gals, a bit heavier than miss piggy. right liz.

holiday COMPUTER GEEKS celebrate any day you are feeling down.

was just checking the news, a rally in frisco by war protesters seems to have gotten out of hand, hope they jail the whole d**n bunch. but will probably never happen.

lex, maybe you left the wrong instructions before the wedding.....

klc, not funny I plugged my computer back in but that bottle of jack gone.

I know a bottle of jack down the drain.

an oldie but goodie not mentioned here so far,MY BLOODY VALENTINE don't think they made a sequel to it.

last night I told my friend I never wanted to live if it meant being hooked to some machine with fluids from a bottle the rest of my life. my friend got up unplugged my computer poured out my bottle of jack, my friend is such a bi*ch.

youmean like the cartoon strip charlie brown, linus always seemed to be safe long as he had his BLANKIE.

youmean like the cartoon strip charlie brown, linus always seemed to be safe long as he had his BLANKIE.

some body needs to do some double checking, october 27 is on saturday, november 4 is on sunday. the clocks have always been changed on saturday never sunday.

in the days of the cb radio that was before the computer, everyone had a cb at home and one in the car, worked with one guy who would always play the gay role to the hilt even though he was straight as they come. he would always pick on the truckers just to make them mad inviting them to meet him someplace for gay activities, here is where it gets funny made fake license plates put them on his car over the factory plates. for about a week he could not figure why so many people were looking at his car and laughing, the fake plates GAY-BOY.

am surprised we have not been invaded by jane fonda and some of her kind already.

wont go into detail regarding all the decorations I am permitted to wear, will just say two stand out more than the others. the DSC. then the purple heart with three clusters.

lex, have one of those new metric clocks right now. what I am waiting on is the one that measures time on the back side of the moon.