See..like this classy,sassy chica^^^^^


and don't woory about the neighborhood,you'll fit right in

oops to slow..meant paper

Bout time,you are going to find a lot of people here you already know

sorry..not enough coffee yet




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You are my new best friend..I'm 56



Grammy....45


opps I type to slow

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and I thought he was only sharing with me

Damn..next time we must include her

Well Damn,i wish you had done it to my damn face,you know how much I love the damn abuse

Damn Dan,what are you doing here stinking up the damn threads? Damn you are everywhere I go..damn it. If you aren't careful,I'll be forced to rell everyone how damn nice you really are....Damn

absolutely hysterical

BTW..we all sneeze many different ways

HI ,good to see you here,you will find you know many people here already

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,
I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale 'Good morning,
Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did
you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and
have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry
and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to
be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.


The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mo ther was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get
the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep
to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours,
too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could
hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my
shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I
just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on
your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh ye s, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's
much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

nope..never been banned...but know all the really cool people from some other place that did and now that "place" really sucks. It's good to be here among the "bad boys and girls"

WOW.....Good Morning....Everyone,so glad to see so many familar and much loved faces

DAN..great to see ya and a bunch of other familiar faces as well

Hi ya Jack

Hi ya Raven,Donna and mr smjack,good to see ya

Wilmington ,been here for 24 years and love it

yes ,and we have been getting reports...more like major alerts