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Wed 06/04/08 08:39 AM


I have told this story many times but my true hero.

On the day of the wedding a groom is listening to the vows. As the minister gets to the part where he asked the groom to take his bride to be his wife, the groom turns towards the crowd of hundreds and says "before I say I do I would like you all to reach under your seats. I have taped a little gift for each of you" They reach under their seats and discover an envelope taped to the bottom of the seat. They open it and it's a picture of his soon to be bride in bed with his best man. He then looks at the bride, smiles and walks out.

He obviously knew about this for some time but instead of saying anything he allowed her parents to spend 1000,s of dollars on an elaborate wedding and waited until the very end before he humiliated her so badly.

That guy is my hero.


We do have the same sense of humor, cuz that ROCKED....drinker

I was dating a guy, and found that he had joined an internet dating site...AFTER we had been together for over a year, I printed out all the info, date he joined, emails he had sent and gotten, I then asked him, and he said he had joined before we met ect ect....

I let him go on and on about how much he loved me, and how much he was devoting his life to me, then I tossed the papers on the table.... One of the emails stated why he had broken up with me noway noway because I never wanted sex, laugh laugh I love giving people enough rope to hang themselves....devil


noway OUCH !!!!!!!


flowerforyou

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Wed 06/04/08 08:28 AM

:wink: Thank you for your post (the rooster):wink: & **good luck on your move to Albequerque in 2 weeks.** (They drive fast.)laugh


grumbleIt's kind of a bummer cuss i love surfing so much,,,,,, but then i saw guy's bodyboarding rivers,,,,, so Rio Grand here i come!!!!!!!

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Wed 06/04/08 08:07 AM
happy No 1 my Dad,,,,,,,

smokinNo 2 Jeff Gordon,,,,

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Wed 06/04/08 08:02 AM
hobe sound FL, hot & humid, chance of afternoon showers,,,,,drinker

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Wed 06/04/08 07:50 AM
drinker flowerforyou drinker

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Wed 06/04/08 07:44 AM
huh

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Wed 06/04/08 07:33 AM

Guy's.........put the toilet seat down!laugh


smokin Only if you put the toilet seat, UP,,,,,,,,,,huh

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Wed 06/04/08 07:27 AM
laugh LMAO laugh

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Wed 06/04/08 07:14 AM
smokin Sorry i'm late again,,,,,drinker

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Wed 06/04/08 07:04 AM

the close door button pulled my finger


laugh lol laugh

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Wed 06/04/08 06:59 AM
laugh lol

grumble This is getting annoying,,,,,,

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Wed 06/04/08 06:54 AM
happy ALWAYS flowerforyou

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Wed 06/04/08 06:51 AM
smokin MRS Grant, my 4th grade school teacher!!!!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Wed 06/04/08 06:43 AM
drinker The one in my hand,,,,, drinker

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Wed 06/04/08 06:42 AM
drinker laugh drinker

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Wed 06/04/08 06:33 AM

were all gods peepholes right?

CockAdewdleWHO...............lol


:smile: Nice House :smile:

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Wed 06/04/08 06:31 AM
laughlol noway

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Wed 06/04/08 06:22 AM

all of yall my peeps even the meanies can be nice sumtimesflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


devil I can't help it Tina,,,,,you always bring out the Devil in me!!!!!devil

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Wed 06/04/08 06:19 AM
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Wed 06/04/08 06:17 AM
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