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he said the only way he would is if rodgers gets hurt.
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who thinks brett favre will return?
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i am messed up
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i know exactly how you feel. my family chased away my ex. she is my soulmate. sometimes i dont wanna go on living without her.
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whats the...(may get weird)
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tried to sneak a kiss with pork and beans in my mouth, now that's gross lol LMAO |
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whats the...(may get weird)
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tried to sneak a kiss with pork and beans in my mouth, now that's gross lol |
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whats the...(may get weird)
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um well one time at a beach i had sex with my exgirlfriend in front of everyone. it was great!!
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Computer Games....
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well currently im playing call of duty 4 online. im waitong for the new socom to come out so i can resume owning everyone. snipers beware im the best!!
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Friday evening bantor....
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Just got back from work so now i'm going to count my money and cry at how little i made. |
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oscar meyer(kraft) is in big trouble here. big lawsuit against them.
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a nuclear warhead |
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handcuffs and a map nothing - she's naked 
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ill guess a reciept and some gum
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Women
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when i have a girlfiend its my number one goal to make sure she has one before i do.
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One of my first girlfriends used to like jumping onto my lap and farting. She thought it was the funniest thing ever. |
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i hate girls like that. i like having fareting contests with my girlfriend. when i have one that is.
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mama bird is stuck in my head now lol.
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thats like the funniest sh-t ive heard in a long time.
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Well if details you want details you shall get. i had been talking with this girl for some time, and we finally decided to go out o0n a date. So i take her to this decent little restaurant where everything is going well. Good conversation, the whole nine yards. Our food comes out ,i got a new york strip, she ordered some pasta plate. Things are still going well. I look down to cut a piece of my steak, and when i look up shes giving me the look like hey gimme a smooch. So of course i lean in for one. Then mama bird tries to force some linguini into my mouth. I maturely backed away knocking over my water and spitting like taz from loony tunes. After that i didn't take my eyes off of her in fear that she migt try some other weird stuff. I dropped her off at home, then proceeded to start my career in beer pong at the local bar. |
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never swapped a mint or gum in tonsil hockey? we need more details. was this steak or chocolate mousse? how about a description of your date? i'm assuming that since mamabird is still in the directory that she had a pretty tail, nice coloring or a sweet song. there are plenty of situations where one might get exposed to a little extra chocolate sauce, whipped cream, peppermint and strawberries but mostly it is in S&D. does this mean we have to move this thread now?! 
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well thx for the good laugh man. no offense but that **** is funny.
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