I offer the blood of ESANE to you when I place that pig's head on a pike! *Spreads wings and takes flight in search of somewhere to let off a little steam*

Though Jericho was a pain, he was a friend, I must avenge him, he would want it that way. *reaches into his bag of holding and produces a vampires dagger and a kite shield, pricks his finger, and writes something in a bright glowing white blood of the immortal Winged Drow on the kite shield*

Here Lies Jericho
Though misguided, may the light of my blood guide him to the heavens. - Barbus

*Barbus takes his newly formed headstone and plants it out in front of the Green Dragon's Inn*

Poor kid, you had such potential.

I have killed gods in the past, have you never heard of the raids on the temple of Ra and the assassination of Thor?

I will handle this, I have a spot over there in the corner that could use a custom made candle holder.

Criani would have my hide for a purse if she sees that, I have to clean that up immediately.

What! He deserved death, never bring a fight here, who killed em? I must know, someone is paying for that damage!

will someone please explain to me why the door looks jacked up?

Sober,unfortuneatly

*steps out from behind the bar, and greets the newcomer* Welcome, I am Barbus, if there anything you be needing do not hesitate and ask, how ever, in return, I expect that any of our guests follow one simple rule: Check your attitude at the door, this is a peaceful retreat and I intend to keep it that way, any acts of violence shall result in you being turned to stone and used as a coat rack.

Here, drinks, food and a room are on me.

*enters the tavern and heads behind the bar*

dovetail joint - level on the inside

aperfect circle - judith

Check it for poison? Ha! you have me mistaken for someoene else. Like I said before, I do not allow any acts of violence here. *takes the same bottle he poured the lady a drink, and swallows a big gulp*

See, nothing happened. No worries, had this been the Red Lantern, I would not have been so sure.

*walks behind the bar to get the drink*

sorry I didn't say before but I am filling in tonight here at the tavern.

drool all he wants, but the way he acts, he will never find one. Even if he did, wouldn't know what to do with one. I knew a boy like him once, his girlfriends always came up to me with bruised up belly buttons.

you too, take care.

I know, but judging by that smell someone stepped in something... oh wait, I think I still smell Jericho.

ooh a commedian

The Green Dragon's Inn is a place of refuge, not war, if anyone is to start, or finish a fight in here, it will be me.

See that statue of stone over there (points towards an Elf made of Slate) that is what happens when you step out of line in here, you become a statue.

conway twitty