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Thu 10/23/08 07:48 AM
Ohio is one a few state with drive thru to buy beer and cigs.

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Thu 10/23/08 07:47 AM
was in down by the crik:banana:

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Thu 10/23/08 07:46 AM
Edited by Mrtap on Thu 10/23/08 07:46 AM

Sorry Mrtap...not a believer in any god...pray to your god on your own time...I educate my kids on all religions but I refuse to brainwash them into thinking theres an all powerful god...to each there ownflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

I am nonreligions but there was some good points in it and had to change the air in here

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Thu 10/23/08 07:34 AM
Ohio rules


All I have to say is "Go Bucks!"

You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if:

You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.

You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.

You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones.

"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."

You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.

"Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall.

You measure distance in minutes

Your school classes were canceled because of cold.< /SPAN>

Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example:

"Where's my coat at?"



You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what 'pop' is.

You design your kid's Halloween costume t o fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (Amen!)

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports.

If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OHIO friends!


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Thu 10/23/08 07:34 AM



Slurpee anyone?laugh laugh noway noway noway



and a two day hotdogdrinker


But those are so good man.laugh laugh laugh

with chili and cheese a blue Slurpee

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Thu 10/23/08 07:31 AM

Slurpee anyone?laugh laugh noway noway noway



and a two day hotdogdrinker

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Thu 10/23/08 07:30 AM
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father."


Not ashamed. Pass this on.




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Thu 10/23/08 07:28 AM
Lilith you had your chance with one yesterday, he was already for youlaugh

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Thu 10/23/08 07:25 AM
The pro life thread is a black hole

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Thu 10/23/08 07:04 AM

devil devil devil devil devil devil
[HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR LOONEY BIN.....
MEDS ARE GIVEN OUT THREE TIMES A DAY...
WE EXPECT YOU TO TAKE THEM....
IF NOT ...WE WILL HELP YOU....
OH AND REMEMBER ONE THING....
AS YOU PASS THRU OUR DOORS....
THERE IS NO GOING BACK.....
pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

I want my medssad sad sad sad

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Thu 10/23/08 06:30 AM
No fighting this ealier. I haven't had a drink yetdrinker drinker


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Thu 10/23/08 06:26 AM
I have to play catch up thenlaugh laugh

And New England is a different country just ask a Southernlaugh laugh

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Thu 10/23/08 06:24 AM
burrr Chilling morning to all Nice big cup pls

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Thu 10/23/08 06:23 AM
It is both the womens and man responsibility to prevent it. Takes two to do the dance.

But the father should have a say in the matter also.

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Thu 10/23/08 06:14 AM
Morning all looks like I missed some fun in here.

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Wed 10/22/08 09:35 AM
'A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

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Wed 10/22/08 09:31 AM
izzie
here for youdrinker drinker flowerforyou flowerforyou

I also know someone who tie a 100 wgt to his xxx and drop it from 10ftbigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 10/22/08 09:14 AM
Three quotes I live by:

***Always Smile because someone might just need it and may even return it***

####Tomorrow is promised to no one####
SO Live and Laugh


You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

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Wed 10/22/08 09:12 AM


I don't understand how someone can be out of their kids life for so long. I wouldn't be able to survive myself without getting my dose of Emily. If I go more than 2 days without seeing her, I really start feeling sad. She went on a week's long vacation with her mom and I actually cried when I saw her again.
mine hasnt seen his kids since last october..
i used to drive into town every week so they could see him.. and he would not show up to see them.. so id get pissed off and call and txt him telling him we were in town and that the kids wanted to see him.. and eventualy id get really pissed off and tell him that he was a stupid piece for tellin the kids that he would see them and not show up and make me waste the time and gas to drive the 50 miles to see him and him not even bother to show...

thus his gf pressed stalking charges against me cuz aparently "his" phone was in her name.. thus her phone.

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That is piss poor if I do say

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Wed 10/22/08 09:10 AM
We all have to make a choice, but do not let others direct which way that choice will be.

Stand behind what you believe in.

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