laxviking got most of it right except last part..anyone else?

Try to figure out what I was saying in the following sentence. Let's see who get's it right.

One day I decided to drive a lorry to the petrol station to get some fags. While there, I asked the bloke behind the counter where the loo was. He pointed and smiled. I went to the loo and did what I had to do and walked out of the petrol station. Then I got back into my lorry and buggered off to meet my friend. I ended up getting a trunk call on my phone and answered it. It was my friend telling me about a pram and a brolly I had left behind.

i could use friends..feel free to add me chicka if you like.

Looks like a fun job. Oh and hello all.

Thanks Lisa. Very kind words indeed. Feel free to add me as friends on here if you like.

Thank you. Originally she is 6'1 200 and has red hair. her looks would be a cross between BloodRayne(videogame) and Kate Beckinsale

This is not a choice thing I am going through, it is how I have felt my whole life. I have tried the dating men thing and to me it didn't go well. I am not attracted to men. I am attracted to females and prefer being around them then men. I have been in two relationships with women, one being my exwife down in Benton Arkansas and the other from my hometown of Columbus Ohio. Both accept me but those relationship breakups was because of different reasons, not because of me being transgendered. I have never felt right in my body even when I was younger. I always pictured myself being pretty and awesome,not that I am not awesome now but you get my point.

Would you gals like to explain to me why you both agree I look better as a male? Just curious to know.

Not that it will matter but thought I would see who all likes my profile. I have two new pics up of me. Two in my male form and one in my female form. The one I have is of me at my sister's house in Columbus Ohio(where I am from)during Xmas. Then the one me holding a baby is me and my son Kyle. He was 6mos. at that time.

I have a 2 and a half year old son named Kyle that lives with my ex wife down in Benton,Arkansas and was wondering if anyone else is from there. I miss living there and wish I was back there living but due to money being tight and living off of a small SSI check that would be too rough.

I do RPGs in MSN Wrestling Groups, and this was a sample of one of my character I write as. Her name is Midnight and she is a vampiress. In this she is making her debut in a E-Fed called ASOW. Do note: Cursing is in this RPG. Thanks and enjoy!

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It was cold outside on a Saturday evening. The temperature was starting to drop down to the 30's and a lone female figure,cloaked, arrived inside the new arena, hoping to try to get out of the cold. She was well known all over, a name that was familiar to the lips and minds of all the fans that loved to watch her or even came to see her in the ring. Midnight was her name and kicking ass was her speciality, although at times she was more into tormenting her possible victims. Midnight had a rep that followed her from federation to federation, and whereever she went, the horror stories followed. Midnight was inside the building,looking around and trying to get familiar with her surroundings when she peered out of the corner of her eye of someone watching her. She turned on her heel and folded her arms and waited for the fat guy in a security outfit to walk her way,clipboard in hand. He was chewing tobacco,which was very nasty habit that Midnight didn't like but what could she do but be disgusted by this guy as he began to spit out the content of his mouth. He then spoke with such gruffness in his voice, that you swore he was trying to imitate Undertaker. Midnight waited impatiently as he spoke.

Guard: Alright lady, what's your name?

Midnight shook her head and then grabbed the back of his head with her left hand and slammed it in her right knee, causing him to double over in pain.

Guard: AHHH! YOU F*CKING BYTCH!

Midnight chuckles and then checks off her name before she throws the board down near his face. She leans down and then lightly smacks his face in a mob style manner as she spoke.

Midnight: Get it right chump...that is Vampiric BYTCH, you F*cking NOOB!

Midnight stood up and adjusted her outfit and walked away leaving the man in pain. She walks further up the hallway till she runs into someone. They look at her and start to make a sexist remark when she grabbed ahold of them by their shirt. She then had the look of anger in her cold blood red eyes.

Midnight: Before you even start saying a f*cking word, let me remind you of who I am pal. I am the vampiric bytch Midnight. If I was you I would take off running right now before I change my mind and beat the holy sh*t out of you.

The guy about pisses his pants when she let him go. Someone else chuckles which causes Midnight to turn her head and comment on what they did.

Midnight: What so funny?
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*Cracks up laughing*

Well thanks for welcoming me all. I take nothing personal of anything anyone says.

Yes I was serious about what I wrote.

*looks at everyone* Wow! I am miss popular all of a sudden..kewl!

Thanks.

I am a 32 year old male to female preop transsexual who see oneself as a lesbian trapped in a male body. I have always been who I am since I was born but never really came out with it till I was 25. I am a sweet person and very outgoing, and love music movies and anything that is gothic or a bit strange. I am looking for someone is is willing to sacrifice oneself to be with me no matter who I am and will love me unconditionally regardless. This may seem far fetched but I am a true real person with feelings and don't want others to judge me because of who I want to be happy as. I am in the early stage of my transition and refuse to change for anyone as I am truely happy. I know there is someone out there that is a single female that is willing to date someone like me here this site. If your still reading this and are interested in getting to know the real me and not judge me then by all means I am open to conversation. Thank you.

Here is a little about me..

I am a 32 year old male to female preop transsexual who see oneself as a lesbian trapped in a male body. I have always been who I am since I was born but never really came out with it till I was 25. I am a sweet person and very outgoing, and love music movies and anything that is gothic or a bit strange. I am looking for someone is is willing to sacrifice oneself to be with me no matter who I am and will love me unconditionally regardless. This may seem far fetched but I am a true real person with feelings and don't want others to judge me because of who I want to be happy as. I am in the early stage of my transition and refuse to change for anyone as I am truely happy. I know there is someone out there that is a single female that is willing to date someone like me here this site. If your still reading this and are interested in getting to know the real me and not judge me then by all means I am open to conversation. Thank you.