ok i'm back, did you all miss me?

nice to meet you mary, hey what kind of messenger you got? i got yahoo

oops 250thousand dollars

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what an insult....DJ, oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn, i got more
smarts then that...what u see is a 250 dollar pice of equipment known as
the board...it's a recording concel

my mistake...NOT too many here from florida,

I'm rick

sorry i took so long to get back...commercal, lol but since you are here
i'll chat with ya

lol, naaaa, to many of us here

hey hi and welcome to jsh i'm in cocoa

i won't say anything that i don't already know....just let me know what
u deside in a email

just casting my vote

yes if i can figure out whats so wonderful about it

hi we go

so Z need some choices for the new realm?

+i understand sweety...wink, got to keep the o'l folks happy...wink wink

oh gawd fine...flattery will get you every where with me

hi baby...thought you were going to give choices or are we doing the
pirate realm after all

didn't work, guess i'm losing my touch

ok lets try this again

hey kiddies

LARK Program:
A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the
treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy
of the response.



The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue


Washington, D.C.



Dear Concerned Citizen:

Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the
Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.



The administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was
heard loud and clear here in Washington.

You'll be pleased to learn that thanks to the concerns of citizens like
you, we are creating the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the
"Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.



In accordance with the guidelines of this! new program, we have decided
to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation to your
residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is to be cared for
pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of
admonishment. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your
standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly
recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help
him overcome this character flaw. Perhaps you are correct in describing
these problems as mere cultural differences."

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail
clippers. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive
devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those
items locked up, unless you feel that this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters since he
views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly
sensitive subject for him. He has been known to show violent tendencies
around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he considers
appropriate, but I'm sure that over time they will come to enjoy the
anonymity offered by the bhurka. Just remind them that it is all part of
respecting his culture and his religious beliefs.

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you
inform us of the proper way to do our job. Take good care of Ahmed and
good luck!

Cordially,

Don Rumsfeld

we're done

and everybody stick around........."Z" will be making an announcement
tonight!!!!!