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Mon 05/28/12 11:42 PM


So the first rule is to not bath. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid!


*plugs nose* sick ill

One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction.





noway shocked surprised scared

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Mon 05/28/12 11:38 PM



Someone needs to explain to me, do you REALLY REALLY need a dating site to get dates? I mean seriously. You don't get asked out at Starbucks or what?


What? You get asked out at Starbucks? I must go to the wrong ones then! grumble laugh

Then you should try the one closest to me. I can meet you there. drinker


laugh bigsmile :wink:

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Mon 05/28/12 11:37 PM


Since this is a dating site some (not all) people here are looking to find a mate, partner, date or spouse.

I see many people talking about what they want in a partner, but I don't see much about what they have to offer their partner.

How would you sell yourself? What do you have to offer?

Are you a great catch or not?




Absolutely nothing, apparently grumble laugh

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Mon 05/28/12 07:01 PM

Someone needs to explain to me, do you REALLY REALLY need a dating site to get dates? I mean seriously. You don't get asked out at Starbucks or what?


What? You get asked out at Starbucks? I must go to the wrong ones then! grumble laugh

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Mon 05/28/12 06:24 PM
Are you still continuing to feel better? flowerforyou

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Mon 05/28/12 06:20 PM



I've been on too many dates whereby the person doesn't match their picture - it's usually an old picture.


I have also and that's not honesty, and most likely means FAIL


I third that. If they can't be honest, they might aswell live like a hermit. No good comes from lying.


Exactly.

I guess I've been fortunate that most people that I've met online have been exactly what they portray themselves to be.

In my 4 years on this site, I think if I've emailed 5 guys, it's a lot. I don't typically email anyone unless I saw their picture somewhere and found them attractive in some way, read their profile and found something interesting in it to write about. Otherwise, I just meet people here in the forums and will message them from time to time if I find something about them intriguing.

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Sun 05/27/12 09:57 AM
Happy Birthday, Joel!!! :heart: drinker :banana:

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Sat 05/26/12 07:52 AM
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Sat 05/26/12 12:05 AM




Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head.

All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by.


Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away.


That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me! laugh


I'm running toward you but you keep ducking!


laugh laugh laugh laugh Dang it, I must not have been wearing my contacts that day...!

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Fri 05/25/12 10:57 PM
mmmmm thank you! love drool

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Fri 05/25/12 10:37 PM
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Fri 05/25/12 10:25 PM


blushing Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight! laugh :wink:


Well all I know is you look good in yellow. It brings out your beautiful eyes......smokin


laugh laugh laugh Attention ladies, we have 3 new instructors but no students around here tonight!!!

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Fri 05/25/12 10:03 PM
blushing Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight! laugh :wink:

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Fri 05/25/12 09:55 PM




Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head.

All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by.


Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away.


That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me! laugh

mscherbear, you don't need to wear a bikini or spandex, because you already have my attention. bigsmile


^^^^Are we taking notes, ladies? Flirting... laugh blushing

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Fri 05/25/12 08:45 PM
Wow! That is amazing! Fantastic job, Jeanniebean!

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Fri 05/25/12 05:19 PM

balance!


:thumbsup:

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Fri 05/25/12 05:09 PM
Edited by mscherbear on Fri 05/25/12 05:24 PM

Buenos Dias madamoiselles.....My name is El Rico Suave'...I am here to flirt....

now drop them pants....the meter is running.


Oh, now THAT whets my, err, appetite...

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Fri 05/25/12 01:43 PM


Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head.

All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by.


Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away.


That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me! laugh

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Thu 05/24/12 12:26 PM


Luis, you know I love ya. But GET A ROOM you two! :tongue: laugh


love Why don't WE get one while they're at it?


noway blushing laugh Twist my arm... pitchfork

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Thu 05/24/12 12:04 PM
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