Also :D The second picture, sorry, the flash was like all white. xD

Decided to try this for a laugh. Suggestions wanted. :D And needed. ;D

I dunno. I would understand something such as "CuteKitten" or "CutiePie" but the "Sexybabe" "HunkieMan" etc is pretty much self-centered.

I contacted my sister, and she emailed me the only 2 other pictures of me she has on her camera. :] I hope I will be respected for these...but I just wanted to tell everybody that hasn't seen me that I uploaded two more!

Probably.

Whoop! I'll measure his....

Hiya y'allz!

Oh. Soupcan?I always say 'Labels are for soupcans!'

Well, butterfly, no butter.

So cockroaches...no ****!

xD

The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them
to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told
them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to
tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, "No,
No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher
again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a 'train.' That's the grown up
word."

Then the teacher asked little Johnny what he did during the summer.
He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had
read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,

"Winnie the ****."

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the
boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had
boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told herson,
"The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units"
than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the
person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the
ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he
talks, the dumber he gets."

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one
month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon
started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father
again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No
butter for you for one month!"

Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy
when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began
stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead.
Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing
there watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you going to tell her,
daddy, or should I?"

A mother was working in the kitchen and her son was playing in his
room with a train. When his train was pulling to a stop, she heard him
saying:

"All of you sons of *****es who want to get off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of *****es who are
returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're
going down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but
only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears
the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow
all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."

Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, see the ***** in the kitchen."

Red nail.

I assume thats you in the 8th picture? If so, niiiice!