Never start no static I just get it off my chest, Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.

Hey here we go...

Let's compile a list of things we have seen women on the site suggest NOT saying in introductory e-mails!
Maybe we can help out some newbies - and ourselves. Or it could just turn into a list of rediculousness. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN! Exciting huh?

I'll kick things off with a few:

DO NOT -
Just say hi.
Say they are cute.
Say they have a nice smile.
Say they are hot.
Ask for phone numbers.
Say "Hey, whats up ur hawt." when they specifically ask not to say that exact phrase in their profile - this one really doesn't go over well.
Say you love them, or that you are soul mates.
Mention flying/moving to where they live.

OK, now it's your turn!

OK...
But I'm not happy about it.

Huh, wow, I really don't like the way that guy thinks about strategy. He only seems to see that is is usefull if it can kill. There are so many applications for it in a non-lethal state. I just don't get it.

Think about the implications of the ability to make someone abandon their bunker, or sweep for ambush...this could save so many lives it isn't even funny.

Oh and it should also be noted that while it can target a range as large as a football field, it can also target a single person. This is an incredibly dynamic tool and should not be pidgeon-holed into a mass murder weapon.

Yeah dude, that thing was in an episode of Future Weapons on the Discovery Channel. But it doesn't have to be lethal, there are various levels of power. The lowest being an extremely uncomfortable level of pain meant to force you to move away from where you were at the moment. It was developed mostly for safer crowd control/riot control. And IMO is way better than rubber bullets and tear gas, LOL.

And yes, it is very real.

Has the trap been sprung yet? *raises hand*

oh...well then...*raises hand*

I think he's asking about the Cartoon...

*shifts eyes*....*raises hand*...

It was the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. You will know when the time is right I believe. Good luck and I'm sorry.

I've done it. Up here about this time of year it can be quite warm in the afternoon, but get really freakin cold at night. So if I am wearing summer clothes sometimes I just throw on a long sleeve shirt...my legs can deal with it, haha.

Is there a form to fill out if someone else wants to claim it as a dependant?

FoR mE iTs TeRrIbLe WhEn ThEy ArE wRiTtEn LiKe ThIs!!!!!!!!!!
It hurts my eyes and I can't read the words!

nothin better!

well besides sex...

um, prolly not lol sorry!

lol, I'm gonna assume he was talkin about me!

lol, unfortunately I couldn't tell ya my mp3 player doesnt have any video. I only got it to listen to music. sorry!

wow dude...just wow...